Al Tosap Al Davaraiv

A blog to refute Modern Evangelicalism for lies like these: 1. Get saved by praying a prayer when YOU want. 2. Doctrine is bad. 3. Jesus is nice. 4. Disagreeing is bad, wimping out is good. 5. God hates no one. 6. Nice equals true. 7. Anger at sin is sin and we hate it. 8. Don't say "hell", if not cussing. 9. Live in sin and be saved. 10. God wants me happy. 11. Be positive. 12. God is "love". 13. If people like me, I'm right. 14. Don't study; have "devotions". 15. Don't judge.

IF YOUR GOD IS SO LOVING NOBODY GETS HURT, NO MATTER WHAT THEY'VE DONE.........

............SHE'S NOT HERE.

ROOLZ O' DA BLOG--Ya break 'em, ya git shot.

1. No cowards. State your first and last name. "Anonymous" aint your name.
2. No wimps.
3. No cussin'.
4. State no argument without reference to a biblical passage or passages and show a strong logical connection between your statement and the passages you cite.
5. Insults, sarcasm, name-calling, irony, derision, and humor at the expense of others aren't allowed unless they are biblical or logical, in which case they are WILDLY ENCOURAGED.
6. No aphronism.
7. Fear God, not man.

Saturday, May 01, 2010

GEEZUS O' DA WEAK--May 1, 2010

In the prophetic and apostolic tradition of ridiculing the ridiculous and scorning the superficial, I present to you this week's example of the god of the refrigerator, the deity of the dashboard:

BUDDY GEEZUS NUMBER 1.

The Buddy Geezus is unique among all the categories of geezi we've studied here at Al Tosap. It's the friendliest one of all. The point of the Buddy Geezus is to remind us that God isn't all that different from us. In fact, he's our buddy!

Tickle fight!

i KNEW it...i KNEW it...i KNEW it...
I recently met a couple pastors who confirmed a long held suspicion. Knowing the low level of biblical knowledge among the men currently infesting most pulpits, I've spent the last decade unable to come up with any explanation for this sad phenomenon other than these guys are stealing from the folks. They aren't spending any time at all studying the Scripture. Taking the salary, but not doing the work. Stealing.

I'll name them, allow them to answer if they wish, and give you a complete rundown of the shocking facts.

You'll be appalled at what these two FOUR STAR GENERALS OF THE ILLITERATI seem to actually do with their time.

COMIN' ATCHA....

...SOON .......DUCK!

BURN THE SEMINARY TO SAVE THE CHURCH? ...PERHAPS
In today's church a man can spend $100,000 going to Bible school and seminary for just tuition alone. Then add living expenses for 4 to 7 years without a real income.

Why?

Why are we sending young men and women thousands of miles from their home churches and into decades of debt?

Is someone serving themselves instead of God? How much did Paul charge Timothy to train him for the ministry? Why has the biblical model been replaced by a super-expensive, non-biblical bucket of nonsense like the Bible-school-and-seminary system. Is there another way to get biblical training without this sort of compromise?

I think so. And I'll prove it. A series called "Burn the Seminary" will follow the current series on The Lost Doctrine of Holiness.

Al Tosap Al Davaraiv

Saturday, May 01, 2010

GEEZUS O' DA WEAK--May 1, 2010

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Twice in the New Testament the gospels say specifically what Jesus called His gospel. Below are three elements of what many call the gospel today. Which element did Jesus NOT include?

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