Monday, April 26, 2010
THE LOST DOCTRINE--Part VIII The Abandoned Practice of Corporate Holiness. Sin affects absolutley everything---EVEN YOU!
INTRODUCTION TO CORPORATE HOLINESS.
This was supposed to be the eighth and final installment in this series on holiness. The topic I've saved for last is corporate holiness. I saved it for last because I wanted to start with the basics. Because we've forgotten holiness, we know so little about it. Christian holiness, personal or corporate, is the only logically and spiritually possible outcome of the holiness of God. God's holiness DEMANDS it. There is no such thing as a Christian who isn't holy. That's what "saint" means, a holy person. And there's no such thing as a people of God who aren't holy as a people.
There is just too much to say and it's too important to limit this to just a few paragraphs. The Bible doesn't. God is introduced in the first verse of the first chapter of the Holy Bible as the most holy thing-person-entity in all of reality. He is the Creator. All else is created, dependent on the Creator. From there we read of God separating Noah. Then God separates Abraham. Then God separates His people. Holiness, holiness, holiness until the Messiah comes for His holy ones and destroys all others. The actual word "to make holy" (קדש) means to set apart and first appears outright in only the second chapter of the Bible.
I can't possibly communcate to you just how deeply I mean every syllable of every word. Everything in me is about this.
And that's for two reasons. First, ALL of Christianity is about this subject. This is why Christ died. We worship because God is holy. We evangelize because He has appointed some to become holy. That which many currently call Christianity isn't Christianity for the simple reason that it has nothing to do with holiness. Holiness is a dirty word because we lie to ourselves and others that holiness is second to love and fulfillment and all the other things that we think serve us and not God. Second, holiness is the problem in what we assume to be the Christian church today. There is no more pressing need. We don't need fancier preachers. We don't need better churches. We don't need tighter apologetics. We don't need better evangelistic technique. We don't need more relevance. We don't need a better praise band. We don't need smarter packaging. We don't need better PR.
We need God.
And we can't have Him until we're holy............Hebrews 12:14.
A SIMPLE QUESTION AND SOME REALLY, REALLY BIG NEWS THAT SHOULDN'T BE
Do you believe you can be part of a nominally-Christian group that openly allows sin in it and be innocent?
Here is the BIG NEWS: There is no such thing as being part of a church or denomination or religious institution of any kind without sharing guilt in every sin and all sins they openly allow once you're aware of those sins. And there is no such thing as a little sin without far reaching consequences.
What happened in Eden? What were the shock waves made by Adam's sin? Did Adam's sin only effect Adam? Did Adam's sin only effect humans?
Sin is in the spiritual world, yet it effects even the material world. And I don't mean people in the material world. Yes, that's included, but that's not what I mean. And I don't mean it affects the material world by effecting the actions of people in the material world and thereby the material things those specific people manipulate. This is specifically what I mean:
The actual physical world is effected directly, without personal intervention, by the spiritual world.
Just as Plato and others saw the spiritual and material worlds separated into good and evil, real and illusory, modern man, including Western Christians, see their own false separation. The modern myth says that the spiritual world, if it exists, cannot directly affect the material world. The two realms are causally separated. Two independent spheres, each operating in its own way with its own forces and personal actors that inhabit them.
The pagans have this right. They believe the spiritual effects the material. They just don't acknowledge God, the Creator and sustainer of both realms.
Consider this passage from Paul: "Therefore, just as through one man sin entered into the world, and death through sin, and so death spread to all men, because all sinned..." One man sinned and so did all others at the same time because they existed only in the form of genetic information in Adam's material body. I'm not about to speculate beyond what Scripture says and the exact mechanism isn't clear to my little brain. Did the sin/death condition come directly through a change in Adam's genetics or did it come through some spiritual/mystical mechanism that effects all of Adam's offspring? I don't know. Either way, Adam's sin means my body deteriorates and dies.
The spiritual directly effects the material.
GUILTY DIRT AND REJOICING ROCKS
Yes, guilty dirt. So, how guilty can dirt be? Read this passage from Numbers 35:
Verse 31 'Moreover, you shall not take ransom for the life of a murderer who is guilty of death, but he shall surely be put to death. 32 'And you shall not take ransom for him who has fled to his city of refuge, that he may return to live in the land before the death of the priest. 33 'So you shall not pollute the land in which you are; for blood pollutes the land and no expiation can be made for the land for the blood that is shed on it, except by the blood of him who shed it. --Numbers 35:31-33, NAS.
Notice verse 33. In the case of a murder the only "expiation" for the land will be the shedding of the blood of the murderer. I didn't say that. God did. Now, you may ask if "land" may mean the nation. No. No, for three reasons. First, Cain's blood cried out to God from the ground in Genesis. So, even the inanimate is seen as participating with the spiritual world somehow. Second, in Hebrew Bible "the land" refers to the land. The nation is referred to by terms like "the people", "the assembly", or "the congregation" and the book of Numbers is no exception. Third, the addressee in the passage IS the people. The object of the defilement of the people is the land.
In some way the very earth upon which we step is defiled and polluted by our sins and remains so dirty that it has to be atoned for. "Expiation" here is the same word translated "atonement" (כפר) in Leviticus and is the word in Day of Atonement, Yom Kippur.
Even if you think, "land" refers to the nation, this passage still demands that holiness is to be practiced by the group or the group is defiled and all because just one sin of only one man was excused and overlooked. And that point is made outright in Deuteronomy 21.
Another example of the material world effected by sin is the first chapter of Romans, where we read, "22 For we know that the whole creation groans and suffers the pains of childbirth together until now. 23 And not only this, but also we ourselves, having the first fruits of the Spirit, even we ourselves groan within ourselves, waiting eagerly for our adoption as sons, the redemption of our body." Here, just as in Numbers, material creation is messed up until sin is properly handled.
Jesus told the Pharisees something when they were offended by the zeal of folks praising Jesus as He entered Jerusalem. The Pharisees were concerned about decorum, I suppose. They told Jesus to quiet them. He said this: "I tell you, if these become silent, the stones will cry out!"--Luke 19:40. Was He kidding? Was He exaggerating? Was He lying? Was He referring to only the innate testimony of the grandeur and detailed design of nature here? Not likely. Look at the statement. The rocks were expected to testify of Jesus Himself. That's much more specific than simply exhibiting the wonder and power of the Creator. The rocks were expected to praise the fulfillment of messianic prophecy.
THE POINT?
So why did I go through all this stuff about sin effecting even the inanimate material world? Simple. I started with a question and I'll end with one.
If one sin committed by one man can effect every molecule around you.......and IN you, and if false teaching is a sin, and if you keep spiritual fellowship with any person, group, or organization that openly allows that repeated sin over and over every week all the time........
........how in the name of God can you say that you're not deeply in sin yourself and not KNOW that you're lying?
Be holy,
Phil Perkins.
COMING UP NEXT IN THIS SERIES ON THE LOST DOCTRINE: Part IX The Abandoned Practice of Corporate Holiness. Common sense, common decency, and the unsin.
This was supposed to be the eighth and final installment in this series on holiness. The topic I've saved for last is corporate holiness. I saved it for last because I wanted to start with the basics. Because we've forgotten holiness, we know so little about it. Christian holiness, personal or corporate, is the only logically and spiritually possible outcome of the holiness of God. God's holiness DEMANDS it. There is no such thing as a Christian who isn't holy. That's what "saint" means, a holy person. And there's no such thing as a people of God who aren't holy as a people.
There is just too much to say and it's too important to limit this to just a few paragraphs. The Bible doesn't. God is introduced in the first verse of the first chapter of the Holy Bible as the most holy thing-person-entity in all of reality. He is the Creator. All else is created, dependent on the Creator. From there we read of God separating Noah. Then God separates Abraham. Then God separates His people. Holiness, holiness, holiness until the Messiah comes for His holy ones and destroys all others. The actual word "to make holy" (קדש) means to set apart and first appears outright in only the second chapter of the Bible.
I can't possibly communcate to you just how deeply I mean every syllable of every word. Everything in me is about this.
And that's for two reasons. First, ALL of Christianity is about this subject. This is why Christ died. We worship because God is holy. We evangelize because He has appointed some to become holy. That which many currently call Christianity isn't Christianity for the simple reason that it has nothing to do with holiness. Holiness is a dirty word because we lie to ourselves and others that holiness is second to love and fulfillment and all the other things that we think serve us and not God. Second, holiness is the problem in what we assume to be the Christian church today. There is no more pressing need. We don't need fancier preachers. We don't need better churches. We don't need tighter apologetics. We don't need better evangelistic technique. We don't need more relevance. We don't need a better praise band. We don't need smarter packaging. We don't need better PR.
We need God.
And we can't have Him until we're holy............Hebrews 12:14.
A SIMPLE QUESTION AND SOME REALLY, REALLY BIG NEWS THAT SHOULDN'T BE
Do you believe you can be part of a nominally-Christian group that openly allows sin in it and be innocent?
Here is the BIG NEWS: There is no such thing as being part of a church or denomination or religious institution of any kind without sharing guilt in every sin and all sins they openly allow once you're aware of those sins. And there is no such thing as a little sin without far reaching consequences.
What happened in Eden? What were the shock waves made by Adam's sin? Did Adam's sin only effect Adam? Did Adam's sin only effect humans?
Sin is in the spiritual world, yet it effects even the material world. And I don't mean people in the material world. Yes, that's included, but that's not what I mean. And I don't mean it affects the material world by effecting the actions of people in the material world and thereby the material things those specific people manipulate. This is specifically what I mean:
The actual physical world is effected directly, without personal intervention, by the spiritual world.
Just as Plato and others saw the spiritual and material worlds separated into good and evil, real and illusory, modern man, including Western Christians, see their own false separation. The modern myth says that the spiritual world, if it exists, cannot directly affect the material world. The two realms are causally separated. Two independent spheres, each operating in its own way with its own forces and personal actors that inhabit them.
The pagans have this right. They believe the spiritual effects the material. They just don't acknowledge God, the Creator and sustainer of both realms.
Consider this passage from Paul: "Therefore, just as through one man sin entered into the world, and death through sin, and so death spread to all men, because all sinned..." One man sinned and so did all others at the same time because they existed only in the form of genetic information in Adam's material body. I'm not about to speculate beyond what Scripture says and the exact mechanism isn't clear to my little brain. Did the sin/death condition come directly through a change in Adam's genetics or did it come through some spiritual/mystical mechanism that effects all of Adam's offspring? I don't know. Either way, Adam's sin means my body deteriorates and dies.
The spiritual directly effects the material.
GUILTY DIRT AND REJOICING ROCKS
Yes, guilty dirt. So, how guilty can dirt be? Read this passage from Numbers 35:
Verse 31 'Moreover, you shall not take ransom for the life of a murderer who is guilty of death, but he shall surely be put to death. 32 'And you shall not take ransom for him who has fled to his city of refuge, that he may return to live in the land before the death of the priest. 33 'So you shall not pollute the land in which you are; for blood pollutes the land and no expiation can be made for the land for the blood that is shed on it, except by the blood of him who shed it. --Numbers 35:31-33, NAS.
Notice verse 33. In the case of a murder the only "expiation" for the land will be the shedding of the blood of the murderer. I didn't say that. God did. Now, you may ask if "land" may mean the nation. No. No, for three reasons. First, Cain's blood cried out to God from the ground in Genesis. So, even the inanimate is seen as participating with the spiritual world somehow. Second, in Hebrew Bible "the land" refers to the land. The nation is referred to by terms like "the people", "the assembly", or "the congregation" and the book of Numbers is no exception. Third, the addressee in the passage IS the people. The object of the defilement of the people is the land.
In some way the very earth upon which we step is defiled and polluted by our sins and remains so dirty that it has to be atoned for. "Expiation" here is the same word translated "atonement" (כפר) in Leviticus and is the word in Day of Atonement, Yom Kippur.
Even if you think, "land" refers to the nation, this passage still demands that holiness is to be practiced by the group or the group is defiled and all because just one sin of only one man was excused and overlooked. And that point is made outright in Deuteronomy 21.
Another example of the material world effected by sin is the first chapter of Romans, where we read, "22 For we know that the whole creation groans and suffers the pains of childbirth together until now. 23 And not only this, but also we ourselves, having the first fruits of the Spirit, even we ourselves groan within ourselves, waiting eagerly for our adoption as sons, the redemption of our body." Here, just as in Numbers, material creation is messed up until sin is properly handled.
Jesus told the Pharisees something when they were offended by the zeal of folks praising Jesus as He entered Jerusalem. The Pharisees were concerned about decorum, I suppose. They told Jesus to quiet them. He said this: "I tell you, if these become silent, the stones will cry out!"--Luke 19:40. Was He kidding? Was He exaggerating? Was He lying? Was He referring to only the innate testimony of the grandeur and detailed design of nature here? Not likely. Look at the statement. The rocks were expected to testify of Jesus Himself. That's much more specific than simply exhibiting the wonder and power of the Creator. The rocks were expected to praise the fulfillment of messianic prophecy.
THE POINT?
So why did I go through all this stuff about sin effecting even the inanimate material world? Simple. I started with a question and I'll end with one.
If one sin committed by one man can effect every molecule around you.......and IN you, and if false teaching is a sin, and if you keep spiritual fellowship with any person, group, or organization that openly allows that repeated sin over and over every week all the time........
........how in the name of God can you say that you're not deeply in sin yourself and not KNOW that you're lying?
Be holy,
Phil Perkins.
COMING UP NEXT IN THIS SERIES ON THE LOST DOCTRINE: Part IX The Abandoned Practice of Corporate Holiness. Common sense, common decency, and the unsin.
Monday, April 19, 2010
GEEZUS O' DA WEAK--April 19, 2010
In the prophetic and apostolic tradition of ridiculing the ridiculous and scorning the superficial, I present to you this week's example of the god of the refrigerator, the deity of the dashboard:
HUNK NEXT DOOR GEEZUS NUMBER 3.
The standard for a geezus being officially designated Hunk Next Door Geezus is very high. Any Hunk Next Door Geezus has to exhibit a sexiness in tune with current trends in date movies, but has to look a little older than a member of the latest boy band. Girls must want to talk to any Hunk Next Door Geezus and every young guy has to want to look like any Hunk Next Door Geezus. As a result, a geezus may achieve the title of Hunk Next Door Geezus and then lose it as Hollywood and pop music change and it becomes like all lame and stuff you know. So the contemporary status of the Hunk Next Door Geezus is just as important as the actual looks of the geezus.
Hunk Next Door Geezus Number 3 achieves both wonderfully and I think Hunk Next Door Geezus Number 3 will stay current for a long time.
HUNK NEXT DOOR GEEZUS NUMBER 3.
The standard for a geezus being officially designated Hunk Next Door Geezus is very high. Any Hunk Next Door Geezus has to exhibit a sexiness in tune with current trends in date movies, but has to look a little older than a member of the latest boy band. Girls must want to talk to any Hunk Next Door Geezus and every young guy has to want to look like any Hunk Next Door Geezus. As a result, a geezus may achieve the title of Hunk Next Door Geezus and then lose it as Hollywood and pop music change and it becomes like all lame and stuff you know. So the contemporary status of the Hunk Next Door Geezus is just as important as the actual looks of the geezus.
Hunk Next Door Geezus Number 3 achieves both wonderfully and I think Hunk Next Door Geezus Number 3 will stay current for a long time.
Friday, April 16, 2010
WHY WE SHOULDN'T JUDGE JOHN PIPER--REALLY
Recently, there's been a huge flap over John Piper's invitation of a false teacher to preach at a conference. I think I jumped the gun a bit. As soon as I heard that Piper had sinned like this I thought he should be censored.
Fortunately, cooler heads reminded folks like me that before we insist that a pastor like Piper obey Scripture we should wait and see if the false teacher might be reformed by the experience of preaching in Piper's conference. Some even suggested that Piper might just have a "plan" and we don't know what that is.
Ridiculous? Well, let me tell you a short story from my past that really is true and plainly illustrates just how a preacher preaching one religion can accidentally convert himself to another religion just so long as we all wait to see:
My Really True Story That Really Happened, Really.
When I was still attending a Baptist church, the board and pastor invited a Big Wig from the local Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses to preach an evening sermon. AND just as you'd expect, for weeks before the appointed time all the little old busy-body ladies and the men who were self-appointed leaders of the more-biblical-than-thou crowd were in a fit. The pastor told them to wait and see. Fortunately for the pastor, there was no business meeting scheduled before the night the JW guy (Roger was his name) was to speak. I say that's a good thing because they were going to take a vote and they were hoping they had enough votes to fire the pastor or at least cancel the Spring Pastor Appreciation Potluck! And all that without waiting to see.
What a bunch o' bigots!
Well, when the night service came we did all the usual things, sing the hymns, take the evening offering--twice, etc. Under the Baptist facade, though, the tension was thick. I trembled with anticipation, antacids, and apprehension. I looked across the pews and could see that one old guy was ready to take notes to trap Roger in something he said. "What a jerk," I thought to myself. My heart was actually beating so hard I could feel it when Roger walked up to the podium.
He started by saying "good evening" and thanking the pastor for inviting him to speak and explain just why JW's don't believe Jesus was God. Jesus was a great and holy man. He was even a prophet. He just wasn't God. He was created.
That's went it happened.
All Baptist heck broke out!!!!! Four deacons rushed the pulpit area and wrestled Roger to the floor. Mics went everywhere, making electonic squawks and squeeks and thuds. Roger ended up with one deacon on each arm and each leg, carrying Roger to the baptismal. Roger was struggling, kicking, flailing. He had a bloody nose and an electic cord wrapped around one leg.
I heard one of the deacons cuss when Roger bit his hand.
Two other deacons headed for the baptismal tank and opened up the front. The pastor was already inside. The four deacons on Roger tried throwing him in the tank but couldn't. Roger fought hard. He didn't WANT to become a Baptist. The other two deacons headed in and helped. In went Roger, head first, yelling, wiggling, and not really happy. One of his feet hit Pastor in the face, breaking his glasses. Splash! Bang! Down went Pastor.
Water was slopping all over the place! Pastor and Roger came back up, sputtering and coughing. Roger was in better shape than Pastor. Pastor's glasses were hanging off one ear with one lense cracked and the other gone.
But Roger! You should have seen Roger. His face started glowing. He was giggling. Then he stopped giggling. Stopped breathing. Stopped like a statue. Slowly he started feeling his whole body from shoulders to knees as if he was looking for lost keys or checking for wounds. The whole place went silent...... Then Roger started saying something under his breath. No one could hear. Pastor leaned in, straining hard to hear. A fat lady up front leaned so hard the front pew fell over, spilling hymnals, Bibles, and unread-but-scribbled-in quarterlies. It was the only thing heard for what must have been ten minutes. You could almost hear yourself sweat. The deacons stood still, leaned, and listened. Eventually he spoke a little louder and a little louder..."Jesus IS God. Jesus IS God...." over and over slowly until he was shouting at the top of his lungs.
Soon the whole congregation was chanting with him "...Jesus IS God. Jesus IS God..." like they were in a strange sort of political rally. Ladies and deacons were crying. Pastor was speaking in tongues--yes, a Baptist pastor--tongues. The building was shaking, organ wailing "Just as I Am". Teenagers were being slain in the Spirit and small children were promising their parents never to be naughty again.
The next day the whole town was clean and fresh. The Kingdom Hall and the Catholic church were being boarded up and had for-sale signs. The bars were being demolished by wrecking crews and Roger had all the Kingdom Hall folks over at Pastor's door to sign up for new converts class.
So that's why I think we'd better wait and see if John Piper might have a secret plan to convert Rick Warren.
You never know.
WHAT!....why are you looking at me that way?.....it really happened....just like I told you......really.....I'm NOT lying....oh, shut up....you're a fundie, aren't you?......go away......I hate people like you......you could be more loving, you know.........
COMING UP: PART VIII OF THE LOST DOCTRINE. This wasn't planned, but the recent mess with John Piper and Rick Warren is a result of the rejection of the biblical practice of corporate holiness. The doctrine of holiness HAS been abandoned. As a result we can't do what Christians have done historically--get rid of wolves in the sheep.
Fortunately, cooler heads reminded folks like me that before we insist that a pastor like Piper obey Scripture we should wait and see if the false teacher might be reformed by the experience of preaching in Piper's conference. Some even suggested that Piper might just have a "plan" and we don't know what that is.
Ridiculous? Well, let me tell you a short story from my past that really is true and plainly illustrates just how a preacher preaching one religion can accidentally convert himself to another religion just so long as we all wait to see:
My Really True Story That Really Happened, Really.
When I was still attending a Baptist church, the board and pastor invited a Big Wig from the local Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses to preach an evening sermon. AND just as you'd expect, for weeks before the appointed time all the little old busy-body ladies and the men who were self-appointed leaders of the more-biblical-than-thou crowd were in a fit. The pastor told them to wait and see. Fortunately for the pastor, there was no business meeting scheduled before the night the JW guy (Roger was his name) was to speak. I say that's a good thing because they were going to take a vote and they were hoping they had enough votes to fire the pastor or at least cancel the Spring Pastor Appreciation Potluck! And all that without waiting to see.
What a bunch o' bigots!
Well, when the night service came we did all the usual things, sing the hymns, take the evening offering--twice, etc. Under the Baptist facade, though, the tension was thick. I trembled with anticipation, antacids, and apprehension. I looked across the pews and could see that one old guy was ready to take notes to trap Roger in something he said. "What a jerk," I thought to myself. My heart was actually beating so hard I could feel it when Roger walked up to the podium.
He started by saying "good evening" and thanking the pastor for inviting him to speak and explain just why JW's don't believe Jesus was God. Jesus was a great and holy man. He was even a prophet. He just wasn't God. He was created.
That's went it happened.
All Baptist heck broke out!!!!! Four deacons rushed the pulpit area and wrestled Roger to the floor. Mics went everywhere, making electonic squawks and squeeks and thuds. Roger ended up with one deacon on each arm and each leg, carrying Roger to the baptismal. Roger was struggling, kicking, flailing. He had a bloody nose and an electic cord wrapped around one leg.
I heard one of the deacons cuss when Roger bit his hand.
Two other deacons headed for the baptismal tank and opened up the front. The pastor was already inside. The four deacons on Roger tried throwing him in the tank but couldn't. Roger fought hard. He didn't WANT to become a Baptist. The other two deacons headed in and helped. In went Roger, head first, yelling, wiggling, and not really happy. One of his feet hit Pastor in the face, breaking his glasses. Splash! Bang! Down went Pastor.
Water was slopping all over the place! Pastor and Roger came back up, sputtering and coughing. Roger was in better shape than Pastor. Pastor's glasses were hanging off one ear with one lense cracked and the other gone.
But Roger! You should have seen Roger. His face started glowing. He was giggling. Then he stopped giggling. Stopped breathing. Stopped like a statue. Slowly he started feeling his whole body from shoulders to knees as if he was looking for lost keys or checking for wounds. The whole place went silent...... Then Roger started saying something under his breath. No one could hear. Pastor leaned in, straining hard to hear. A fat lady up front leaned so hard the front pew fell over, spilling hymnals, Bibles, and unread-but-scribbled-in quarterlies. It was the only thing heard for what must have been ten minutes. You could almost hear yourself sweat. The deacons stood still, leaned, and listened. Eventually he spoke a little louder and a little louder..."Jesus IS God. Jesus IS God...." over and over slowly until he was shouting at the top of his lungs.
Soon the whole congregation was chanting with him "...Jesus IS God. Jesus IS God..." like they were in a strange sort of political rally. Ladies and deacons were crying. Pastor was speaking in tongues--yes, a Baptist pastor--tongues. The building was shaking, organ wailing "Just as I Am". Teenagers were being slain in the Spirit and small children were promising their parents never to be naughty again.
The next day the whole town was clean and fresh. The Kingdom Hall and the Catholic church were being boarded up and had for-sale signs. The bars were being demolished by wrecking crews and Roger had all the Kingdom Hall folks over at Pastor's door to sign up for new converts class.
So that's why I think we'd better wait and see if John Piper might have a secret plan to convert Rick Warren.
You never know.
WHAT!....why are you looking at me that way?.....it really happened....just like I told you......really.....I'm NOT lying....oh, shut up....you're a fundie, aren't you?......go away......I hate people like you......you could be more loving, you know.........
COMING UP: PART VIII OF THE LOST DOCTRINE. This wasn't planned, but the recent mess with John Piper and Rick Warren is a result of the rejection of the biblical practice of corporate holiness. The doctrine of holiness HAS been abandoned. As a result we can't do what Christians have done historically--get rid of wolves in the sheep.
Tuesday, April 06, 2010
GEEZUS O' DA WEAK--April 6, 2010
In the prophetic and apostolic tradition of ridiculing the ridiculous and scorning the superficial, I present to you this week's example of the god of the refrigerator, the deity of the dashboard:
RIDICULOUSLY UNBIBLICAL GEEZUS NUMBER 1.
This is an example of the Ridicuously Unbiblical Geezus. Now, you may say, aren't all geezuspichurz unbiblical, since they're idols? Yes, but the Ridiculously Unbiblical Geezus is an attempt to pretend that its geezus depicts some biblical scene or theme, as opposed to most geezuspichurs which make absolutely no pretense of being anything but fantasy. So, while pretending biblical sincerity, the Ridiculously Unbiblical Geezus is especially dishonest, because it pretends to be biblical and then ignores even the most simple of biblical facts.
Notice Ridiculously Unbiblical Geezus Number 1 is carrying a cross. With no blood, no nakedness, no torn flesh, no being spat upon, no mocking crowd, no prodding soldiers, Ridicuously Unbiblical Geezus Number 1 works because it helps us to imagine that we believe in a geezus who died.........but in a very un-messy way.
Neat!
RIDICULOUSLY UNBIBLICAL GEEZUS NUMBER 1.
This is an example of the Ridicuously Unbiblical Geezus. Now, you may say, aren't all geezuspichurz unbiblical, since they're idols? Yes, but the Ridiculously Unbiblical Geezus is an attempt to pretend that its geezus depicts some biblical scene or theme, as opposed to most geezuspichurs which make absolutely no pretense of being anything but fantasy. So, while pretending biblical sincerity, the Ridiculously Unbiblical Geezus is especially dishonest, because it pretends to be biblical and then ignores even the most simple of biblical facts.
Notice Ridiculously Unbiblical Geezus Number 1 is carrying a cross. With no blood, no nakedness, no torn flesh, no being spat upon, no mocking crowd, no prodding soldiers, Ridicuously Unbiblical Geezus Number 1 works because it helps us to imagine that we believe in a geezus who died.........but in a very un-messy way.
Neat!
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