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A blog to refute Modern Evangelicalism for lies like these: 1. Get saved by praying a prayer when YOU want. 2. Doctrine is bad. 3. Jesus is nice. 4. Disagreeing is bad, wimping out is good. 5. God hates no one. 6. Nice equals true. 7. Anger at sin is sin and we hate it. 8. Don't say "hell", if not cussing. 9. Live in sin and be saved. 10. God wants me happy. 11. Be positive. 12. God is "love". 13. If people like me, I'm right. 14. Don't study; have "devotions". 15. Don't judge.

IF YOUR GOD IS SO LOVING NOBODY GETS HURT, NO MATTER WHAT THEY'VE DONE.........

............SHE'S NOT HERE.

ROOLZ O' DA BLOG--Ya break 'em, ya git shot.

1. No cowards. State your first and last name. "Anonymous" aint your name.
2. No wimps.
3. No cussin'.
4. State no argument without reference to a biblical passage or passages and show a strong logical connection between your statement and the passages you cite.
5. Insults, sarcasm, name-calling, irony, derision, and humor at the expense of others aren't allowed unless they are biblical or logical, in which case they are WILDLY ENCOURAGED.
6. No aphronism.
7. Fear God, not man.

Monday, April 19, 2010

GEEZUS O' DA WEAK--April 19, 2010

In the prophetic and apostolic tradition of ridiculing the ridiculous and scorning the superficial, I present to you this week's example of the god of the refrigerator, the deity of the dashboard:

HUNK NEXT DOOR GEEZUS NUMBER 3.

The standard for a geezus being officially designated Hunk Next Door Geezus is very high. Any Hunk Next Door Geezus has to exhibit a sexiness in tune with current trends in date movies, but has to look a little older than a member of the latest boy band. Girls must want to talk to any Hunk Next Door Geezus and every young guy has to want to look like any Hunk Next Door Geezus. As a result, a geezus may achieve the title of Hunk Next Door Geezus and then lose it as Hollywood and pop music change and it becomes like all lame and stuff you know. So the contemporary status of the Hunk Next Door Geezus is just as important as the actual looks of the geezus.

Hunk Next Door Geezus Number 3 achieves both wonderfully and I think Hunk Next Door Geezus Number 3 will stay current for a long time.

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i KNEW it...i KNEW it...i KNEW it...
I recently met a couple pastors who confirmed a long held suspicion. Knowing the low level of biblical knowledge among the men currently infesting most pulpits, I've spent the last decade unable to come up with any explanation for this sad phenomenon other than these guys are stealing from the folks. They aren't spending any time at all studying the Scripture. Taking the salary, but not doing the work. Stealing.

I'll name them, allow them to answer if they wish, and give you a complete rundown of the shocking facts.

You'll be appalled at what these two FOUR STAR GENERALS OF THE ILLITERATI seem to actually do with their time.

COMIN' ATCHA....

...SOON .......DUCK!

BURN THE SEMINARY TO SAVE THE CHURCH? ...PERHAPS
In today's church a man can spend $100,000 going to Bible school and seminary for just tuition alone. Then add living expenses for 4 to 7 years without a real income.

Why?

Why are we sending young men and women thousands of miles from their home churches and into decades of debt?

Is someone serving themselves instead of God? How much did Paul charge Timothy to train him for the ministry? Why has the biblical model been replaced by a super-expensive, non-biblical bucket of nonsense like the Bible-school-and-seminary system. Is there another way to get biblical training without this sort of compromise?

I think so. And I'll prove it. A series called "Burn the Seminary" will follow the current series on The Lost Doctrine of Holiness.