IF YOUR GOD IS SO LOVING NOBODY GETS HURT, NO MATTER WHAT THEY'VE DONE.....................SHE'S NOT HERE.


ROOLZ O' DA BLOG--Ya break 'em, ya git shot.
1. No cowards. State your first and last name. "Anonymous" aint your name.
2. No wimps.
3. No cussin'.
4. State no argument without reference to a biblical passage or passages and show a strong logical connection between your statement and the passages you cite.
5. Insults, sarcasm, name-calling, irony, derision, and humor at the expense of others aren't allowed unless they are biblical or logical, in which case they are WILDLY ENCOURAGED.
6. No aphronism.
7. Fear God, not man.

Thursday, July 08, 2010

GEEZUS O' DA WEAK--July 8, 2010

In the prophetic and apostolic tradition of ridiculing the ridiculous and scorning the superficial, I present to you this week's example of the god of the refrigerator, the deity of the dashboard:

PRESTO CHANGO GEEZUS.
This is truly the most fascinating of all the categories of geezi. It's the only one that comes with before and after pictures. And it's really a creative sort of geezus. Instead of being stuck in all sorts of stuffy nonsense like eternality and immutability, this god changes and adapts! Several weeks ago he was struck by lightning. This geezus adapted.

He burned to the ground!
But the malleability of Presto Chango Geezus, like the rest of his attributes, isn't infinite. When Peta offered to pay to rebuild Presto Chango Geezus if he carried a vegan message and held a small animal in his arms, Rev. Darlene Bishop of Solid Rock Church of Monroe, Ohio declined the offer to again change the great fiberglass god.

Way to take a solid stand, Rev. Darlene!
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