IF YOUR GOD IS SO LOVING NOBODY GETS HURT, NO MATTER WHAT THEY'VE DONE.....................SHE'S NOT HERE.


ROOLZ O' DA BLOG--Ya break 'em, ya git shot.
1. No cowards. State your first and last name. "Anonymous" aint your name.
2. No wimps.
3. No cussin'.
4. State no argument without reference to a biblical passage or passages and show a strong logical connection between your statement and the passages you cite.
5. Insults, sarcasm, name-calling, irony, derision, and humor at the expense of others aren't allowed unless they are biblical or logical, in which case they are WILDLY ENCOURAGED.
6. No aphronism.
7. Fear God, not man.

Monday, October 04, 2010

SPEAKING OF ANTI-SEMITISM...

Socialists are anti-Semites, too. Don't believe me? Go here and scroll down through the picutres. The "One Nation" socialist rally recently done in Washington DC included a lot of hatred for Jews and for Israel. The old media won't tell you the truth on that, so look for yourself.

I seldom do political themes on this blog for two reasons:

1. This isn't a political blog.
2. What is often called Evangelicalism today is a mixture of quazi-biblical beliefs mixed with a nasty dose of American religious jingoism, a belief that this is "God's country" and that we are special in God's eyes over other nations. I don't want to promote that at all.

That being said, I am politically conservative in the American sense (not the European sense) and I hate anti-Semitism or racism of any kind with a passion.

I'LL BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW...
While many early socialists were Jews, socialism actually came out of anti-Semitism. Now as a fairly informed American, I know the unorthodoxy in saying anti-Semitism is actually a product of the Left.

But it is. It actually came about when anti-Semites in Russia decided that it was smarter to hate all the rich, not just the rich Jews. Steal all the money, not just the Jewish money.

NOTE: I am currently working out of town away from my library. So I can't access the proper documentation, and the idea that the Left is the real home of anti-Semitism has been so lied about by our academy and media in this country, many of you will think I am lying. I'm not. So I will finish this article this weekend with full documentation of my main claim.

In Christ,
Phil.

Sunday, October 03, 2010

RICK WARREN AND TERRORISM

Sound crazy? Well, here's just one more reason to distrust Warren.

I think there is no doubt that many "Christian" leaders have anti-Semitic tendencies or the cowardice to stop them from opposing such bigotry. Many won't speak against any type of racism/bigotry among us. That was the point of this article I wrote in July. As Christians we should have nothing to do with Warren, any leaders who invite him to speak (such as John Piper), or the Southern Baptist Conference for allowing this man to remain in an SBC pulpit.

Phil Perkins.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

GEEZUS O' DA WEAK--Septenber 28, 2010

In the prophetic and apostolic tradition of ridiculing the ridiculous and scorning the superficial, I present to you this week's example of the god of the refrigerator, the deity of the dashboard:

FASCINATING-FOOD-MIRACLE GEEZUS NUMBER 1.
This is truly the most inspiring geesuz catgegory we here at Al Tosap can think of. If anyone thinks his god no longer does miracles, just wait until someone spills the jello at Thanksgiving and it makes the shape of Moses crossing the Red Sea or the Used-to-be-a-virgin-before-all-those-brothers-and-sisters-of-Jesus Mary washing the dishes in her bathrobe and slippers!

Yes, sir. You can bet that when Sven from South Dakota saw Fascinating-Food-Miracle Geezus Number 1, he flipped his lid as well as his pancake! In our exclusive Al Tosap interview, Sven, said, "I knew it was my Geezus, cuz I'd saw all kinds o' other pichurzs o' him before. It's just like the one on my mom's refrigerator! 'Cept it ain't all brown pancake color, ya know. And Mom's geezus' hair is a little more wispier. I didn't like the wispy hair anyway. It's like I was sent just the purfec geezus just for me."

It's a miracle!

Thursday, September 02, 2010

INTERNET BIBLE INDEX--Slow, But It's Coming.

Well, thanks for your patience. As I promised here, I started working at publishing my Internet Bible Index this past weekend. NOT as promised, I failed to get any of it up until just yesterday. As it turns out, the fonts are a problem. I have to retype all the Hebrew and Greek passages in fonts that can be reproduced in PDF's. This isn't easy. Only being about one third done, it's already about 270 pages of text.

So for the next few weeks, no progress will be made on the reading and editing because I will be retyping it all and publishing each section as I complete that section. As of now, all I have up is Section A and Section B. That's because I'm currently working on Section C. But it's all coming, God willing, and I will publish each section as I complete them.

And by way of reminder, feel free to suggest your passages. Send them to philperkins99@yahoo.com.

Phil.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

NEW FEATURE COMING--THE INTERNET BIBLE INDEX

There's something I've been doing. It's not done. I make it a practice to read through the Bible in the original languages over and over. When I'm done, I start all over. I read some in the NT and then some in the OT.

The last time through, I started taking notes and saving them on memory sticks simply for my own use. They're arranged in alphabetical order based on topic. It's basically an updated Nave's Topical Bible, but Mr Nave isn't involved and the topics chosen are arranged differently.

Then one day, I thought, "This is a lot of work and it really slows my reading down, so why not let others have the fruits? If this is a great help to me, it should help others, too." So I decided to publish it.

Currently I'm only about one third done. I'm in I Samuel and Luke. I have thought it may be helpful for your Bible study if I went ahead and published it as is, adding as I progress. That way you can begin to use what's there.

Once category is the Passage Index, an index of the Index that lists verses and passages according to their appearances in the topic categories. So you can look up topics and find the passages under the topic category, or you can look up passages and find the categories under which I've listed them.

I've tried to make the topics reflect the biblical issues current today. For instance, some today tell us "brothers" in the Bible actually means "brothers and sisters" and "sons" means "sons and daughters". Now you can look up that specfic topic category, read biblical passages that use those terms, read the context for yourself, and decide for yourself. To get there look up the topic category GENDER and the subcategory “Sons of Israel” and “people of Israel” and “brother” used generically or specifically, find your passages and simply read for yourself.

In addition, the passages will be listed in both English and the appropriate biblical language. Many passages have notes with specific details concerning important aspects of the Greek, Aramaic, and Hebrew.

TOPIC CATEGORY NOTES
At least some of the topic categories will have short explanations of why those categories are included, what current doctrinal controversies they are intended to address, or exactly what the name of the topic category means.

YOU CAN PARTICIPATE
And I hope you do. Please feel free to add to the index by contacting me at philperkins99@yahoo.com. Please  mention to me passages you think fit into a specific topic category. Suggest categories, too. I will do the editing, deciding what will and won't be included and I will email you back with my decision on your passage with the reasons. And PLEASE call attention to any mistakes. Especially, tell me about passages listed under a category, but not listed in the Passage Index.

It will appear on my sidebar and under "INTERNET BIBLE INDEX".  God willing I will start publishing topic categories this weekend.

God bless,
Phil Perkins.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

HOW RELIGIOUS FOLKS CAN GO TO HELL IN ONE EASY STEP

"For whoever is ashamed of Me and My words in this adulterous and sinful generation, the Son of Man will also be ashamed of him when He comes in the glory of His Father with the holy angels."

That's right. All you have to do to go straight to eternal punishment after a life of religion is to fail to stand for biblical doctrine. So, just be nice and make sure everybody likes you.

Neat!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

NEW FALL POLL

Check out the new fall poll in the sidebar, just below the Martin Luther quotes.

Did you get it right?

For the answer, read Mark 1 and Matthew 4.

Surprised? What are the implications for doctrine and evangelism?

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

JUST THE BIBLE ACADEMY FALL CLASSES


Learn the biblical languages online in seminary-quality classes. These are face-to-face seminary-quality classes.

Classes start the weekend of September 17.

What you will need:
1. High speed internet connection.
2. Webcam.
3. Textbooks. (Care is taken to pick books that are economical, as well as accurate and thorough.)
4. Computer with printer.

What you will need to do:
1. Set up your computer with OOVOO, a free service that allows video calls. Pick the free option. You will still be able to see the instructor and the electronic chalkboard. To do this go to oovoo.com.
2. Go to this website philperkins.wordpress.com to view class offerings.
3. Contact me at philperkins99@yahoo.com.
4. Set up a time at least a week before the start of class to check out our oovoo connections, register over oovoo, and pick a class time.

What this will cost you:
1. The textbooks are "required", but in many cases we can work around them if you don't feel you can afford them. In special cases we can provide them for you. In any case, NEVER let that stop you from seeking God by learning more of His word.
2. You will need to pay for your own internet and equipment.
3. For tuition, search the Scriptures. Find what Moses charged Joshua, what Paul charged Timothy, and what Jesus charged Peter and John. Add those amounts up and divide by four to find the average. Pay me that amount.

Changes at JTBA:
1. Lesson plans will now be available in PDF. Instead of getting them as attachments in your email, you can access them online more quickly.
2. I am currently working on an Aramaic module. After completing your work in Hebrew, you can learn Aramaic easily. This module will be only three weeks, with an option to continue and read all the Aramaic portions of the Old Testament in class which will likely take an additional 3-5 weeks.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

THE LOST DOCTRINE--Part IX The Practice of Holiness--What Do We Do?

This is the ninth installment in a series on holiness. This has not been a fun article to write. It won't be easy to read. It's heavy and you may not like what you read. Read it anyway. If you've been in American Evangelicalism for very long time, this article will contradict a lot of what you may think you know. But I dare you to try to refute what I've written here biblically. You may try to, but you can't.

Then you'll have to make a choice or two.

THREE REMINDERS
Here are three items by way of review from the first eight installments:

1. Holiness is unknown today. Unlike the day of Spurgeon (1834-1892), most of today's "Christian" religionists know nothing of holiness. Go to a religious book store or website and find more than you can read about a happy marriage, well-adjusted kids, a smooth career, and "Christian" diet tips. Ask the clerk or do a search for the section of books on sanctification and get nothing but a very confused clerk or "no items found". Ask the average pastor about his last four sermons on separation and watch the man (hopefully, a man) stumble, stammer, and make excuses. Or do what I've done. Mention the word "separation" to a pastor and watch him act like he just stuck his tongue in a light socket.

2. God's primary attribute is holiness, not love. From the very beginning, God is depicted in Scripture as unique and apart from all else, as the only uncreated Creator of all else. Genesis 1:1. "Holiness" and all the biblical words around "holiness" like "consecration", "dedication", and "sanctification", whether in Hebrew or Greek, have the central meaning from the very beginning of their usage of "apartness", "separateness", "uniqueness", or "devotedness to a particular use or state of being". And, by logical extention, these words often denote the concept of "purity". (1) When God introduced Himself in Scripture as the only Creator, He was telling us He is unique, holy, sole, and like no other. This is the historic understanding of the implications of Genesis 1:1 from the time of the Jews. (2) (3)

3. Because God is holy, we're called to be holy, too. In Leviticus 11:45 God said, "For I am the LORD, who brought you up from the land of Egypt, to be your God; thus you shall be holy for I am holy." The reality of this plain command is buttressed many times in the New Covenant when the New Testament calls us "saints", a word that means "holy" or "holy one". The early Christians called themselves "saints". Imagine calling each other at church "holy man" or "holy woman". That's what the New Testament saints did.

So just how far are we from the Bible when the primary attribute of God and His people is a forbidden subject?

HOLINESS AS DONE UNDER THE OLD COVENANT
Under the Old Covenant, holiness received a very physical expression. Leviticus has many pages of purity laws. Most involved water immersion of some sort and some involved sacrifice. The purity laws had to do with pollution from all sorts of things. The most polluting thing was a corpse. Death and disease were the opposite of holiness, but it's wrong to conclude the purity laws were simply God's way of enforcing a primitive code of hygiene. They were mnemonic devices to teach the people of God the importance of holiness. The purity laws had only to do with the people of God.

The first symbol of holiness was circumcision. From the time of Abraham God's people were marked as different. Only those who took the mark were God's people and anyone who didn't were not God's people. Genesis 17:14 says, "But an uncircumcised male who is not circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin, that person shall be cut off from his people; he has broken My covenant." Remember that phrase "cut off from his people". It's VERY important and will come up again in later installments.

The mark is personal. The mark is intimate. The mark is permanent.

The congregation was also involved in the purity of the individuals. Individuals involved in sin polluted the congregation, as well. That has been covered in the last installment.

THE GREATEST MNEMONIC
"Mnemonic" means having to do with memory aids, or something that aids memory. How did God keep His people reminded of His holy standard?

Simple.

You killed someone you love.

With rocks.....up close......with your neighbors and family watching.....even the women and kids.

Under the Old Covenant, the nation was to be purified of false religion by death. Foreigners or native Israelites who taught or encouraged false religion were to be killed. Foreigners were to be warred against until they were either dead or chased off the land. Deuteronomy 11 and 12. Numbers 33:50-52 says, "Then the LORD spoke to Moses in the plains of Moab by the Jordan opposite Jericho, saying,  'Speak to the sons of Israel and say to them, 'When you cross over the Jordan into the land of Canaan, then you shall drive out all the inhabitants of the land from before you, and destroy all their figured stones, and destroy all their molten images and demolish all their high places...'"

Native Israelites who encouraged false religion in any way at all were to be killed as soon as it was proven they were guilty. Deuteronomy 13 and 18. Wars and killings. Deaths by stoning. Blood on your hands. Screams. Wailings. Blood-soaked clothes. Broken bones poking through ripped flesh. Crushed heads with distorted faces. Smashed hands and feet. Dogs licking blood. A child crying as a dying parent screams. A mother wailing as a son dies one broken bone at a time. Begging. Terror. Fear.

Why is the Old Covenant method of practicing holiness important to New Testament saints? All Scripture is God-breathed and profitable. That should be enough, but in this day when so many seem to think that holiness isn't a big deal, or that the New Covenant punishments for unrepentant sin and false-teaching are too harsh it's good to remember how intensely God hates. He hates false religion so much He wants false teachers dead.

And the LORD said to Moses, "Take all the leaders of the people and execute them in broad daylight before the LORD, so that the fierce anger of the LORD may turn away from Israel."  Numbers 25:4.

HOLINESS AS DONE UNDER THE NEW COVENANT
So are we to kill false teachers? No.

But we aren't to be squeamish, either. There is no such thing as a godly man who's effeminate or timid.

What many of us have called "the church" today in America is deep in sin. And that sin is of the sort that marks it as a group of pagans, not Christians. Today's American "church" is no church at all. Few of the folks in either its pew or in its pulpit are saved people. The OC mark of circumcision was a mark on the body. With it, you're God's people. Without it, you're going to hell. The NC mark is circumcision of the heart. Obedience to God is the mark. Fidelity to God is the mark. Antipathy to falsehoods is the mark.

Without it, you're not God's people and you'll spend eternity without Him.

And the sooner you understand that, the sooner you'll understand why the "church" is such a doctrinal mess.

Hebrews 12:14 names holiness (some translations use "sanctification") as the marker that defines those who will see God. Those without it won't see God. In today's "church" holy separation from false teachers isn't practiced. No holiness, no heaven.

The New Testament teaches us to keep no company with anyone in unrepentant sin. II Corinthians 6:14-18 and I Corinthians 5. Paul tells us,"...not to associate with immoral people; I did not at all mean with the immoral people of this world, or with the covetous and swindlers, or with idolaters; for then you would have to go out of the world. But actually, I wrote to you not to associate with any so-called brother if he should be an immoral person, or covetous, or an idolater, or a reviler, or a drunkard, or a swindler-- not even to eat with such a one."

That's plain. We aren't to treat folks in unrepentant sin, including false religion (idolaters), like brothers and sisters in Christ. They are to be put out. And if you read II Corinthians 6, we are to "come out from" those involved in sinful behavior and we are never to "be bound" with them. Then and only then will God fulfill His promise to "dwell in them and walk among them; And I will be their God, and they shall be My people." II Corinthians 6:16. Today's "church" isn't God's people because it isn't separate. Therefore, the "church" in America isn't the church of Christ.

A PHENOMENAL CONTRAST
So, I've stated that the "church" in America isn't Christian at all. I've noted that the Bible requires us be holy from sin and sinful teachings. I've also noted that the American "church" doesn't do that.

But what if I'm wrong? What if I've overstated the case? What if I've exaggerated in my own mind and I'm seeing what isn't there? What if you agree and you're wrong, too?

Well, you don't have to take our words for it at all. Harold J. Ockenga (1905-1985) claimed he came up with the term "New Evangelicalism". He listed for us the doctrinal changes that Modern Evangelicalism made from the historical faith they received in three areas:

1. Repudiation of the doctrine of separation.
2. Greater social involvement.
3. Theological dialogue with liberalism. (4)

Did you get that?

Point 2 replaces the Great Commission with politics. Point 3 tell us not to separate from false teachers in the so-called Christian camp, but to have talks with them. The Bible, though, says not even to offer a word of encouragement to a false teacher. II John 10-11. Point 1 tell us to abandon holiness. The Bible, on the other hand, says that without holiness, no one will see God. All three of these changes are sinful and antibiblical. God says without holiness no one will see God. Modern Evangelicalism forbids the doctrine and practice of holiness. Modern Evangelicalism is a heresy or God is mistaken. Modern Evangelicals are not Christians or the Bible is wrong.

You cannot be a New Evangelical and a Christian. The Bible says so.

And lest you think Ockenga was alone, he also listed four "agencies" to accomplish these changes. They were as follows:

1. National Association of Evangelicals (Ted Haggard's organization).
2. Fuller Theological Seminary.
3. The magazine Christianity Today.
4. The ecumenical evangelism of Billy Graham. (5)

AN IMPORTANT FINAL NOTE
Please note one thing. Conservatives have often advocated a type of separation that isn't Scriptural and it's due to a difference between separation as done under the Old Covenant and under the New Covenant. Under the OC Israel was to be physically separate from those who weren't God's people. They were to be put out of the land. Not so in the NC. Under the New Covenant, we are to draw sharp lines separating us from people who call themselves Christians, but remain in unrepentant sin. I Corinthians 5:10-13.

It's unbiblical for Christians to make rules such as "Don't go to a bar", "Don't go to movies", etc. The separation in the New Testament is from those who call themselves Christians and remain in sin. Unlike Israel, we are to go out into the world and share the gospel.

Be holy,
Phil Perkins.
(1) Cohen, Abraham; Every Man's Talmud; Schocken Books; New York; copyright 1949 by E. P. Dutton; pp. 22-23.
(2) Telushkin, Rabbi Joseph; Biblical Literacy; HarperCollins; New York; 1997; p. 1.
(3) Jewish sources are given here to demonstrate that these meanings, and this particular understanding of Genesis 1:1 is ancient, not recent. This is not an endorsement of the particular theologies of the authors cited.
(4) Beale, David O.; In Pursuit of Purity: American Fundamentalism Since 1850; Unusual Publications; Greenville, South Carolina; 1986; pp. 261-262.
(5) ibid. p. 262.

STILL TO COME IN THIS SERIES
PART X--What Do We Do, The Details What do I do about my church? With whom do I worship? Work? Fellowship? To whom do I give? Degrees of separation.

PART XI--The Great Unsin, Tolerance and The Great, Flaming Hypocrisy of the "Tolerant" Ockenga, the New Evangelicals, and repudiating the doctrine of holiness. Beale 262. J. Frank Norris and the University of Des Moines.

PART XII--Who Are You? Three Types of People, or Only Two? The examples of Abraham and Moses.

Sunday, August 08, 2010

SOME HOUSEKEEPING AND SOME ANSWERS

As many of you know, I’ve separated from Phil Naessens because of a constant bent to defend false teachers and spiritual charlatans. I’d hoped that would be the end if it. Naessens, though, has continued his haranguing at his blog. I’ve not read it since the separation, however, a friend of mine has and Naessens has made two accusations that need to be answered. First, he has said I refuse to answer his questions and challenges. Second, he has said that I’ve been hiding the fact that I was fired from Yellowstone Baptist College in Billings, where I once taught as an adjunct.

His claims are misleading in several ways on these issues:
1. The school where I taught isn’t an honest school. For instance, they were using a textbook for pastoral studies that promotes homosexual marriage, as well as other textbooks that approved of evolution, female pastors, and more. I wasn’t aware of all that until the end of the time I taught there. Thus, the split between the school and me was inevitable, because I won’t tolerate that sort of thing, and Mr. Naessens knows that. He also knew of the sin at YBC because we’ve discussed the situation over emails and the phone.

2. The “victim” was a fellow who calls himself “Iggy”, whom I supposedly abused, or whatever, was a self-proclaimed Emergent/Emerging nut. He also had a habit of claiming he was ordained. He wasn’t. He obtained his “ordination” from a scam website that makes a business of selling fake ordinations and diplomas, while posing as a legitimate school. I exposed Iggy with relish and continue to expose every liar I can find. Iggy got mad and wrote the school all about what a brute I was.
3. Phil N. pretends this is scintillating and new. Wrong. He’s known of this episode for some time and I’ve made it known repeatedly on a number of blogs. You can read the details of what happened between “Iggy” and me on my other blog, Zits Emerge. It’s on my blogroll. It’s a lot of reading, but you can do it if you're unemployed or a speed reader.

4. Phil N. is himself doing a very sinful (and even illegal) thing by trying to use embarrassing information about someone to get that someone to comply with his wishes. That’s what he did by threatening to unveil this. It’s a felony in the US, called blackmail or extortion depending on the jurisdiction. Yet he poses as a victim?

5. While he is currently trying to claim I refuse to answer whatever it is he’s doing on his blog, he has refused to publish my answers. That’s why I had to publish answers here on Al Tosap. So, I quit reading Naessens. The fact is he’s not contacted me with those challenges and questions. He just wants to fight even if no one else does.
6. This sort of behavior isn’t strange to Phil Naessens. He has commonly threatened others with lawsuits. I was aware of that and recently rebuked him for threatening another man with legal action over a personal issue. Since then others have come forward with stories that Phil Naessens secretly recorded phone calls and let others listen, published confidential emails without permission, and even taunted one fellow for a stuttering problem. As of now, all I have is a he-said-she-said, but if he did it, that’s childish.

7. Finally, Naessens evidently hopes no one will notice that all this started with his own dishonesty. James White admitted attending Fuller Theological Seminary in full knowledge that the school denied the reliability of the Bible on Naessens’ blog. In spite of White's admission, Naessens claimed there was no evidence White did so. And while White has publicly advertised “Christian” cruises, Naessens said there’s no evidence of that, either.

I started by recommending no one trust Phil Naessens because of his stance on many false teachers. I made no judgments about his honesty, allowing the problem may be because of a simple intellectual deficit. However, I now fear Naessens very well may be a very malicious man who will try to hurt you if you disagree with him. You decide for yourself.

I apologize for this nonsense, but I felt I owed an answer on these two accusations and a warning to others so they not be victimized by this fellow legally or otherwise. I won't revisit this topic again. You can do your own research and draw your own conclusions.

My next post will be the next installment in the series on holiness.

Phil Perkins.

Thursday, August 05, 2010

GOD BLESS THE JEWS (A Lesson In What Matters In Life)

Here's a very interesting video about the miracle of Israel. When you watch it, listen for the role of biblical doctrine and it's outworking in practical life. (As if doctrine isn't practical, right?)


For a better screen shot, see the video here at youtube.

THE LESSON ABOUT DOCTRINE
Hebrew Bible and New Testament both tell us God's people will be a light and a blessing to the world. Of course, the blessing has it's fulfillment in the coming and rule of Messiah.

But the Jews have never lost sight of their role as God's light to the world and the high place of knowledge and critical thinking in the life of the child of God. Even in their current state of denial of the Messiah Jesus, they still seek to fulfill these two doctrines. As a result of these two doctrines lived out by people who don't even know Messiah at this point, the rest of us are blessed. As a man thinks, so is he.

See the point? Study. Consider. Live.

Phil Perkins.

Sunday, August 01, 2010

WHY I APPRECIATE JOHN COLEMAN

Here's a great audio from John Coleman to take in. The specifics of the false teaching he is exposing isn't important to you if that sort of falsehood isn't effecting folks in your circles. But listen to this man's heart and his commitment. John Coleman can use your prayers and he's really defending the faith. God bless John Coleman.

Click here , scroll down to find Ram Radio The Web Cast "Confused Minds Speak" 7-29-2010 and click on the date to listen.

His website is on my blogroll, too.

Phil Perkins.

Friday, July 30, 2010

WATCH AND READ AS JAMES WHITE AND PHIL NAESSENS DEFEND PAYING FALSE TEACHERS FOR THEIR SERVICES

As some of you already know apologist James White of Alpha and Omega attended Fuller Seminary long after just about anyone in any Evangelical church knew Fuller had begun teaching that the Bible can't be trusted. If you're like me, you may have wondered if White did so knowingly and if he has since repented of that sin. And one may ask, if he's unrepentant, does he openly teach that such sin is okay? Those two things make a lot of difference. On the one hand, he may be a totally innocent victim of dishonest people or he may have done so at a time when he wasn't yet saved or when he wasn't yet grounded in biblical doctrine. On the other hand, he may have knowingly helped pay the salary of false teachers, prayed with false teachers, had fellowship with false teachers, all very sinful acts.

For that reason, I've kept my mouth shut until now concerning my doubts about White. In the comment thread of the post I'm going to give you below, he gives no biblical defense. He refuses to admit such behavior is sinful and he excuses it with a touching story and an excuse about not wanting to attend a school out of town, like the rest of us had to do.

Phil Naessens defends White because, supposedly, no one has proven White did these things. Phil does so even though White's educational background is public knowledge and inspite of the fact White admits and defends it in the very comment thread in which Naessens makes his defense of White.

Is Phil Naessens lying or does he not comprehend things so simple as this?

Is James White honest, or is he defending sin?

See what you think by reading here:

http://phillyflash.wordpress.com/2010/07/14/why-hasnt-god-moved-in-the-dr-ergun-caner-situation/

and here:

http://phillyflash.wordpress.com/2010/07/26/new-comment-policy-at-theology-today/

TWO ANSWERS PHIL NAESSENS DOESN'T WANT YOU TO READ--EVIDENTLY
Some of you have warned me about Phil Naessens. You were right. I was wrong. I counted Naessens as a friend and excused his nonsense as simply a result of a somewhat non-logical mind. He has stomped around the net verbally abusing folks who object to false teaching, pretty much as long as the false teachers weren't Word of Faith. He called folks defending the faith harsh, mean, hateful...you know the routine. Until now, whenever he did this and I knew about it, he seemed to take correction from me on the issue. That impressed me and I chalked it up to Phil not being a clear thinker and have defended him to some of you as such. Now, I'm not so sure. Either way, he needs to be called to account.

He actually started making accusations against me and just murdered Deuteronomy 13 in order to do so. Therefore, it seems certain that thought and purposeful intention is involved. And he doesn't want to publish my answers to  his accusations.

Here are two of my answers he has so far refused to publish:

1.
Phil N.,
You said this:
“… you failed to provide us with is any evidence to support your assertions, insinuations and opinions on this thread.”

You’re wrong for two reasons:

1. He (White) admitted attending Fuller with full knowledge. Is he lying? What do you think–does that satisfy Deut. 13 rules of evidence? He confessed it and defended it. Do we need it in writing? Well, he even did that for us.

When you mention the Old Covenant standard of evidence, read just four more chapters. Deuteronomy 17. The standard for proof in a capital case was two or three witnesses. Public knowledge meets that quite nicely. The public has at least two people, right? That’s the biblical standard for proof. But more on that next.

2. James’ education and cruises are public knowledge. All you have to do is check the public record. It’s not done in secret. His education is public knowledge. He publicly advertised the cruise, didn’t he? The idea of the probing in Deut. is to find the truth. If it’s public knowledge, we know it’s true. If you had a question, you could have asked or googled it yourself.

On the “insinuations”, what insinuations? I’ve not been sneaky. I said everything outright. That’s why I’m hated.

Why should White touch on the issue of the cruises? You know the answer to that, Phil, better than most people. He takes the role of a teacher and the attendant authority. As such, he’s accountable to the body of Christ. He’s answerable, just like the rest of us. Galations 1:3, again. (As well as about 40 other passages.) And if we’re to test every spirit, who is he to stonewall and stop us from doing what God has commanded? That alone is sinful.

Is the Scripture on this to be obeyed? Is White an exception?

And that actually wasn’t my point. My point is there’s no good defense of such stuff. As such, it makes sense to divert, instead of answer. It’s good debate strategy. It’s also not very honest. Challenge me on anything and you get an answer because I’m not sneaking.

I missed Katie’s apology about the hypocrisy. Sorry about that, but I’m still not clear on what she meant in that last comment. I was, however, one bringing up these things. It’s pretty natural to understand it as she said it. If these things are hypocrisy, I’m a hypocrite for the simple reason that I did them. She doesn’t need to name me personally. Your objection here seems contrived in order to make a point. Do you really think she didn’t mean me along with others who had some of the same questions?

Now how many times have I repeated that I had never heard White present the gospel, Phil? The first time I brought it up, I framed it that way. Accusing me of lying or stating as fact something I didn’t actually know is wrong. And he does not follow the NT example of either teacher or evangelist in form or character.

As to Paul, he obviously is a supporter, if not a personal friend. That’s what I meant. And the point still stands, whether or not Paul is on White’s side. White knowingly fellowshiped with and helped pay the salary of false teachers who deny God’s Word. He rushes to defend his own reputation, but it’s okay to pay those who spoil the reputation of God’s Word?

Phil N., I asked if he knew about the false teachers, didn’t I? And I defended him if he was innocently ignorant, didn’t I?

You’ve not dealt at all with any of the Scripture I’ve brought up. Is it okay for James, or Boyd, or you, or I to support false teachers? Is false teaching a sin? If so, is sin allowed to continue untouched in the body? If not, is false teaching a special sin that isn’t subject to excommunication like all others are?

And you haven’t dealt at all with the historical position of the church. I’ve brought it up at least once on this thread alone. The Reformers wouldn’t allow White in their assembly unless repentance was demonstrated. Calvin didn’t allow it. Spurgeon didn’t allow it. Read about the Downgrade Controversy. Christians in Evangelical churches before the early 1900′s didn’t allow it. I can give you two histories on my shelves if you wish documentation about the early 1900′s. Jesus didn’t allow it in the churches. Rev. 2 and 3.

Were all these believers before us wrong? Did Carl Henry come up with a special doctrine all these people didn’t see in the Bible? Tell us from the Bible why our spiritual fathers going back to Moses and Joshua were wrong. Tell us why Matthew Henry was wrong on this. Tell us why J. Gresham Machen was wrong.

And don’t say these things are still unknown. James said he attended Fuller. And I googled this for you, though it has long been public knowledge: http://sovereigncruises.org/AO2007/

You DO have to take a side, Phil. In the past you’ve defended John Piper, Rick Warren, and Richard Abanes even though they’ve actively brought false teaching into the body. Everytime I have to defend the Scripture on this issue I lose confidence in you as a brother. How many times (do I have to do this)? On the other hand, you’re so quick to jump on anyone who defends the faith for their tone, their words, or whatever is the diversion of the day. ODM seems a dirty word to you, even though you do the same thing often.

When you told me you were teaching at a Greek Orthodox school, I was highly disappointed and I thought you probably hadn’t understood what they believe or that you hadn’t yet understood the biblical commandment to separate. I’d been so adamant for so long, I just didn’t do my duty, I guess. I didn’t remind you one more time. So, it’s not like I jump all over you at the drop of a hat.

Take this thread for example. You go from one side to another depending on what? For the life of me I don’t know what makes you go back and forth so. Here’s the sad fact: Not everyone will like you. You can’t please everyone.

And now, you’ve said that there is no evidence of the very things White confessed to, those things which were public knowledge long before he admitted them here. Are you kidding me? And now that we all know what he did, you’re still on my case.

Why?

In addition, you make up some sort of standard of knowledge about White I must achieve before I expose the sins he has done publicly. Where do you find that standard? In Scripture? No. It’s not there. If a prophet lies, I don’t have to know all he preaches, only that he lies. Deuteronomy 13 and 18.

Do you find that standard in any legal system? No. I don’t even have to know a man’s name to testify about what I know. I did that in the case of a killing. I didn’t know the name of the defendant or the victim and I still don’t. But I saw what I saw and I testified to what I saw.

Guess what? I saw White’s ad selling a cruise and pretending it was a ministry. And I saw his attendance at Fuller reported. And now we all saw White admit he did these things knowingly.

Did you see that, Phil. Do we need to send you a report in Braille?

And you don’t follow that standard yourself. You don’t know all I’ve preached, do you? Do you know my position on the days of Creation? And you didn’t seem to know a lot of things I brought up here. Did you know about Ockenga? Dan Fuller? Nancey Murphy? How about the first president of Fuller and his obsession with the approval of heretics? Did you know? You would call me ignorant for much the same.

In fact, you did.

You don’t have to answer that. Here’s my point: the “ignorant” excuse doesn’t change anything about the facts of what White stands for (your word, I’ve treated you with more respect than that). It’s just a way of smacking me, Phil. That’s obvious.

I’ll put it the same way August Toplady did long ago, in paraphrase. If I concede for sake of argument that I have ten heads and seven tales, what has that to do with the matter at hand?

I know the pull of what our culture, secular and religious, wants us to do is hard. Nevertheless, obey the Scripture. You aren’t grounded, Phil. You’re pulled by the Scripture and by the culture and by whatever was said last by whomever. That’s why you vascillate.

You will be more comfortable with yourself when you pick a side. For Christ or against Christ. You can’t keep doing what you’re doing. If you wish to follow Christ, it will take a daily conscious decision to ignore the culture and follow only the Scripture (dying daily), come what may. You’ll have a lot fewer readers and listeners. If you wish to follow the world, secular and religious, do what feels good at the time.

That’s my advice.

Finally, on your last post, I see you’ve said, “Opinions about issues are one thing. Opinions about people are another.” Do you know how unbiblical that is? Do you know why? Jesus commanded us to make opinions about people (teachers, to be specific) in Matthew 7 and Paul did the same in Galatians 1:3 and I Corinthians 5. John commanded it in his epistles. Moses did it. Paul warned us to avoid or endorse folks as teachers based on an evaluation of their character. II Timothy 2: 24-26. Proverbs 31 asks us to evaluate whom we marry. Psalm 1 tells us to form an opinion about our potential friends. It’s all over the Scripture, but banned in the world. Paul commanded Timothy to form opinions about teachers. II Timothy 2:2, I Timothy 3:1ff.

And have you stopped to think just how illogical this statement is? If it’s wrong to form and express opinions about folks, what have you just done? (For instance, I’m ignorant so I have to shut up, right?) You’ve just told us how you will form an opinion of folks and how you will decide if they’re allowed on your blog based on those criteria.

And I see we can’t say a lot of words anymore. That disqualifies much of Scripture. John the Baptist called out the Jews at the beginning of his ministry and offered absolutely no documentation other than public knowledge. Or is that okay now? Jesus did the same thing often. So did Paul. And, Phil, honestly I’m not sure you’re logical enough to evaluate that sort of thing. “Paul”, who defends all the false teachers at Fuller, accused me of writing things I didn’t and, when I called him on the deceit, you wanted me to apologize.

HUH?????

Sorry to be so harsh, but you need to pick–God or the religious world we swim in.
Phil Perkins.


2.
Phil N.,
I over stated something. You have dealt with some of the Scripture I’ve mentioned. Sorry. You just quit to applying it to White because I’m ignorant and because I have no proof (other than public knowledge and his admissions right here on this thread). I don’t think those are the real reasons, because they don’t make any sense.
Phil Perkins.


I added three explanatory parentheses, corrected some spellings, and may not have broken the paragraphs at the points I did when I submitted these answers.

AN IMPORTANT CORRECTION
Finally, I need to take some responsibility for my own lack of diligence. I removed White from my blogroll about the time I saw he was promoting a "Christian" cruise. Naessens has been on my blogroll for a long time. I considered removing him for some time, too, because of some of the nutty things he's written. I didn't want to hurt a friend, and he has been a good friend. That is a wrong priority on my part. Friendship is no excuse.

After this episode, I can no longer recommend anyone read or listen to him. If he's innocent and simply not a very logical guy, it's like the old saw about the anvil. Drop on anvil on my toe on purpose, my toe is broken. Drop it by accident, and my toe is still broken.

Deuteronomy 13:6-9 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; 7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; 8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: 9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

This is a sad thing.

Be holy, because God told us to--no excuses for any of us,
Phil Perkins.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

GEEZUS O' DA WEAK--July 28, 2010

In the prophetic and apostolic tradition of ridiculing the ridiculous and scorning the superficial, I present to you this week's example of the god of the refrigerator, the deity of the dashboard:

FLASHLIGHT GEEZUS NUMBER 2.
We here at Al Tosap love any geezus from the Flashlight Geezi category because nothing says biblical truth like pretending your god has a flashlight duct-taped to the back of his head.

Peace, Baby!

Monday, July 19, 2010

QUOTE OF THE WEEK--July 19, 2010.

Here's a great quote from a fellow named Boyd Miller. His little gem of wisdom is just about worth memorizing.

Here’s how this religious cruise stuff works. Sheeple A books a $1000 cruise with Mega-celebrity preacher. Sheeple A expenses the cruise as a donation to Mega-celebrity's ministry. Mega-celebrity bundles his attendees and gets a deal from cruise company for $500 per. Jesus has nothing to do with it.--Boyd Miller.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED READING (on Modern Evangelicalism)

Here's a really great article I ran across today that explains some of the history I related in this article.

The author, Dr John C Whitcomb, is much more generous to Charles Fuller than I have been and he was there. I wasn't so, perhaps, his word is better than mine. It's a great read and explains a lot.

Phil Perkins.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

SOLVING A PUZZLE

Yesterday I posted an explanatory article. If you've ever wondered just why all our Evangleical institutions are so negligent in ridding themselves of false teaching, the answer is in the birth of Modern Evangelicalism. Unlike historical and biblical Christianity the vision of founders of the New Evangelical movement was to include false teachers in our midst and to go into their midst.

So, for that explanation please read yesterday's post.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

A VERY IMPORTANT EXPLANATION

This article is a follow-up to two posts here and here about the classism that is rampant in Modern Evangelicalism. It isn't just a coincidence that there is a deep parochialism in MEism. Pride of class is actually the reason it came into being. The object was to draw a sharp line between the New Evangelicals (I call them Modern Evangelicals) and the original Fundamentalists. Here's the story in a nutshell:

A MATTER OF DISOBEDIENCE
It all started with a sin we don't even recognize today. It's an invisible sin. No one committed adultery or murder or theft. No one ran through town drunk screaming profanities.

It was all very civilized, very buttoned downed, even erudite. Upper crust, as it were. And that was the point.

In the early 1900's the Protestant church in America was splintering. Two warring parties formed, led by opposing cadres of preachers. They hated each other. One was biblically conservative, the other was the beginning of Liberal Protestantism. American seminaries looked up to European scholars and European scholars where following a German influence which sought to wed Christianity to secular science. They were embarrassed by the miracles of Scripture in a culture that was quickly becoming philosophically materialistic. Modern scientists believed that all things can be explained in terms of natural causes and processes.

Christians--real Christians--have always been hated and derided for what they believe. That much was normal. The new thing happened when other churchmen, with whom they had broken bread, worshiped, prayed, given, and toiled, began to hate them just like the rest of the world hated them.

The clergy most influenced by German scientism, of course, were the more highly educated ones. Princeton was a solid rock of biblical commitment. That changed as the influence of philosophical materialism came. Being the anchor Presbyterian school on the eastern seaboard, the Presbyterians were among the first to have an open split. The biblically faithful came to be known as Fundamentalists, because they sought to defend what they called fundamental doctrines of the Scripture.

Soon this war split all the major denominations and associations.

Fundamentalist clergy, as I mentioned above, were often the less educated for a number of demographic, as well as religious, reasons. The stereotype was lie, though, as many who weren't formally educated, were supremely self-educated in the Bible. And very educated men like A. W. Tozer and Cornelius Van Til were counted among the Fundamentalist hord. Van Til was likely the best mind in theology since Jonathan Edwards and perhaps earelier than that. Many can't even read Van Til. The Fundamentalists insisted that the Bible was the authority by which things were to be tested. That was the theological basis for the split. The ethical basis for the split was the biblical doctrine of holiness/separation. The Fundamentalists actively obeyed the Scripture on the issue.

The Liberals plastered the Fundamentalists with two stinging stereotypes. One was (see if this sounds familiar) meanness. Separation from false teachers and false teaching was not obedience to God, the Liberals said. It was just provincialism and anger. The second smear can be summed up in the word the Liberals often used, "obscurantist".

Just as early Christians were killed, tortured, dispossessed of property, and reviled for being fools and worse, Christians in 20th century America were smeared as fools and bigots. As young people were born into Fundamentalist families, some wanted to remain Christian, maybe even Fundamental, but not be seen as stupid, small-minded, and of a lower class. Upperward mobility of some Fundamentalist families caused a bind, too. While gaining social status economically, all social gains were more than lost when neighbors and colleagues found out they were nutty Christians. Many bruised egos tempted many to semi-abandon their faith, to distance themselves from their families and churches. They wanted to feel welcome at church as well as at work or school.

They sought what was often called at the time, a "middle way".

PRIDE OF CLASS OR HUMILIATION WITH CHRIST
That was the choice back then. (Sound famailiar?) Being born in 1957, I personally remember a lot of this struggle and understand, by very personal experience, just how this all worked in families and in churches. I could be liked at school and at work or I could pray over my food and not laugh at bawdy jokes.

Liberal Protestants didn't have that problem.

I'm old enough to remember when we were actually taught that if we didn't take the hatred of the world we weren't worthy of Christ. It was a sign of an unsaved person. We were told we were supposed to be hated and shunned. We were told to expect to be considered lower class.

The New Evangelicals refused to take that lower seat. The sting of being seen as uneducated is intolerable to a man not yet dead to self. They refused to obey. They wanted to be Christians, but they simply wouldn't be associated with uneducated Fundamentalist obscurantists.

A UNIQUE NON-ACCOMPLISHMENT
In the minds of the MEists, it was good that they were both Fundamental in doctrine and liked by the world and  by Liberal Protestants. Separation became a sign of failure. Popularity showed God's blessing. It was a strategy. If folks liked us they would convert. Of course, that didn't happen, but they've only been trying for about seven decades.

This failed strategy has left us a legacy. Unlike the New Testament doctrine that we aren't to present the gospel in our own wisdom, ME's dress it up. Unlike the biblical idea that we aren't to pose as wise, but to bring the foolishness of God to men, in dependence on God for the fruit He ordains, ME's want to be regarded as successful and educated.

So, this sin isn't a simple misunderstanding. It was purposeful disobedience and it comes down to us today in three ways. First, we can't seem to imagine God working without huge, unbiblical institutions. Second, we measure spiritual stature and spiritual truth by numbers. And, third, the Modern Evangelical continues in a deep betrayal of Christ and His brethren.

It was preening, prideful, and dishonest. And that was the birth of Modern Evangelicalism.

Paul didn't start a seminary. He taught Timothy personally in the local church. Peter didn't shop for a publishing house. None of that. Just the Holy Spirit. Just the gospel. Just suffering with Christ. They were very unsuccessful measured by today's standard.

While we take pride in large institutes, Paul took pride in a body broken by the hatred of a violent world because it demonstrated his fellowship with Jesus. Philippians 3.

DOES THAT HELP?
I hope that helps some of you understand just why Modern Evangelicals are the way they are. The whole movement was born out of pride of class and disobedience to the sufferings of Christ.

So the next time you are perplexed by a "Christian" who just won't separate from a false teacher who happens to be very popular, you'll know exactly why. Don't be discouraged. They're different from you. You're a child of God. They're not.

It's a test.

...you shall not listen to the words of that prophet or that dreamer of dreams; for the LORD your God is testing you to find out if you love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul. Deuteronomy 13:3.

Be holy because He is,
Phil Perkins.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

DO YOU THINK LIKE A CHRISTIAN?

Watch this video:

Did you like that? If so, why? What was good or bad about it? Take a second right now and write your thoughts down. I know it's hokey to ask you to do that, but it'll be worth it. Write it down.

There. Thanks.

Now, think back to what the video actually did and answer these questions:

1. Did it include some Scripture?

2. Were the Scripture passages linked to points in the subject logically, emotionally, or artisticly?

3. Did it have scientists in it?

4. Did you enjoy the video? Why?

Write down your answers.

Now, let's take a look at the questions.

1. Did it include some Scripture?
Technically, yes, but until the very far in, the only Scripture was the snippet term "new earth". And even that was deceptive. But more about that after question 2.

2. Were the Scripture passages linked to points in the subject logically, emotionally, or artisticly?
Not logically. There was an intense emotional appeal, and the production value was pretty good for the internet. The art put the Scripture passages together with the images.

Starting with the term "new earth", I was immediately aware I was watching a very deceptive piece. The producer(s) of this video used the biblical term "new earth" in a way that illustrates a logical trick common in debate. I call it bait and switch definitions. It works like this: When in a debate, one can often turn the entire debate by redefining a key word or phrase in the middle of the debate if it's done so that one's opponent (and the audience) doesn't notice. It's very dishonest and very effective. The Bible teaches this earth and universe will be destroyed and substituted with one not infested with sin. "New earth" and "new heaven" denote the new. This video, however, speaks of a scifi scenario in which a large celestial body comes so close to the earth that the continents and poles are rearranged and that is the "new earth" in the video. The "new heaven" is how the sky will look if the earth ever has the poles moved drastically.

At the end, the art gets really thick. Dramatic music and pictures of lions with captions saying "Lion of Judah". Nice art. What does that have to do with the "new earth"? We've just watched a pack of lies, and now we're expected to stop all critical thinking because of the cheesy, overly-dramatic exhibition of religious cliche and symbol. Obviously these scriptural terms are used to pluck heart strings, and stop any thinking.

3. Did it have scientists in it?
There's no way to know from the video. While it starts with an older gentleman in what seems to be his personal library, we aren't told who he is. Whoever he is, he starts by telling an obvious lie, "Do you know where 98% of the population of the United States lives? Within 20 miles of a coast." Really? Chicago, OK City, DesMoines, Salt Lake City, Buffalo, Portland, Omaha, Dallas, Atlanta... Most of LA isn't within 20 miles of the coast, but never mind the facts, the music is quite dramatic and he looks like some sort of authority. And the same goes for the other interviewees. Some may have been scientists, but who's to say? And who's to say where all the stolen video came from and just how many times copyright law was violated? The important thing, it seems, is to project an air of factuality and expertise.

My personal favorite is the fellow who starts at 5:15. He quotes Revelation 6:14 where we're told "every mountain and island were moved out of their places." He then takes a desktop globe and tilts it to illustrate what might happen if the poles were moved. He then says that tilting the earth like that the mountains and islands will be moved. No, the poles will be moved and there would likely be a lot of nasty stuff happening. He then tilts the little globe again, quotes Revelation 21:1 and says this is the "new earth" and since the stars would appear in different places in the sky, that is the "new heaven". Did he even read that verse? It says both will be destroyed, not rearranged and that there would no longer be a sea.

Believe me, I wish this sort of thing actually worked. I have an old Chevy truck. If I parked it on a slant and that made it new...WOW!! I'd go for that. I'd start a car lot, buy junkers and park them on ditch bank over night and SHAZAM! I'm rich!

4. Did you enjoy the video? Why?
If you think it's the content, go back and watch it without the sound. It's boring and it's really stupid. The things claimed are ridiculous. The art covers a plate of nonsense served with a big glass of ice cold pretention.

THE LESSON?
If you started by enjoying this video, being "blessed", don't feel too bad. There are a lot of folks taken in by this. Christians are to test every spirit, even if the spirit is very "spiritual" and has dramatic music.

Did you see the watermark? It said prophecyfilm.com. You can find that here. It's a website that belongs to a very far out, nutty group. Read the link to "spiritual information must know to be saved". Turns out you have to believe certain things about Tinkerbell and Disney to be saved. Yeah, gotta have that info. And they do things like claiming to have a video of a girl who dies and goes to hell on camera. When you watch, it's just Hollywood horror movies scenes stolen (regardless of copyright and without proper attribution), put together and set to cheesy music. Then look up the other group, Salt Ministries here. They believe in numerology and the "Numeric Greek New Testament" and the "Numeric English Bible". It's kabbalistic and mystical, a sort of numerology. The belief is that the correct text of the Greek NT can be found, not by good textual criticism, but by finding the correct combination of numbers.

Still like that video?

Come let us reason. If you want to emote, rent a real movie, not one patched together by stealing the work of other people without paying them.

Phil Perkins.

Thursday, July 08, 2010

GEEZUS O' DA WEAK--July 8, 2010

In the prophetic and apostolic tradition of ridiculing the ridiculous and scorning the superficial, I present to you this week's example of the god of the refrigerator, the deity of the dashboard:

PRESTO CHANGO GEEZUS.
This is truly the most fascinating of all the categories of geezi. It's the only one that comes with before and after pictures. And it's really a creative sort of geezus. Instead of being stuck in all sorts of stuffy nonsense like eternality and immutability, this god changes and adapts! Several weeks ago he was struck by lightning. This geezus adapted.

He burned to the ground!
But the malleability of Presto Chango Geezus, like the rest of his attributes, isn't infinite. When Peta offered to pay to rebuild Presto Chango Geezus if he carried a vegan message and held a small animal in his arms, Rev. Darlene Bishop of Solid Rock Church of Monroe, Ohio declined the offer to again change the great fiberglass god.

Way to take a solid stand, Rev. Darlene!

Friday, July 02, 2010

SOCIAL CLASS, MINISTRY, AND EVANGELICAL BIGWIGS WITH NO CLASS

This is the article I promised on June 15 with this teaser. This means I'm two weeks late, but there was just a lot of mental gestation I had to do and the article simply wasn't ready. Sorry.

Finally, here it is:

ARE CHRISTIANS BIGOTS?
Imagine a fellow comes into your church this Sunday. He's visibly missing lots of teeth. His nose has been severely broken so many times it's flat and bent. He can't breathe through it. He has facial scars and a misshapen body that show he's been beaten severely and often. He's dressed in a way that indicates poverty and moves in a way that tells all onlookers of a broken body.

Would his presence make you uncomfortable?

Now imagine he's the preacher.

Paul was beaten repatedly. What we may consider embarrassing or indications of people of a lower station in life Paul saw as credentials, evidence of being owned by God, the proof of the priviledge to suffer just like our Brother. "I bear on my body the brand-marks of Jesus." He was left for dead. We was whipped. He was stoned and survived. In a day without modern dentistry, orthodontics, and orthopedics, it's hard to honestly imagine Paul and at least some early Christian apostles, evangelists, and pastors didn't look a lot like what I've described. Today, a guy like that wouldn't be asked to substitute teach Sunday school just because of his looks.

You know it and I know it.

There IS a strident class system in today's Modern Evangelicalism. It's silent, but it can be seen if one cares to look at what we all know is the ugly truth. You my wish to start looking in places like these: When was the last time you had a poor person elected to the board of your church? In your denomination, who goes to Bible school and seminary? What color are they? Of what social class are they?

Let me tell you three stories of Modern Evangelical bigotry.

STORY 1. A YOUNG SNOB I CALLED ME.
When I went to college to get my first degree, I was eighteen and sure I was a pretty good guy. During my second year I noticed that two fellows were hanging around in the same area that I often did. They were Native American and very much alone in a sea of pasty caucas-hood. It was a university of about 10,000 students, but in a dormitory all students eat at the same chow hall. It's easy to move with the herd and, as a result, you see all the same faces every day. You get to know each other at least by face.

So, I found that I constantly saw these two fellows. Being from two different cultures, we didn't speak. They could be in a crowd of a dozen or two dozen other men on the way to lunch, but nothing was said between the Native American men and the white students. Nothing at all. And I don't blame this on the white students anymore than on the two Native men. Either could have spoken. We didn't speak to them because we assumed, I suppose, that they didn't like to speak with us and they were likely in the same boat.

After a few weeks of watching this, I just couldn't take it. It was uncomfortable and it seemed to be wrong. So I just decided to stop following the unspoken rule. I made it my business to speak the next time I was in their proximity and in a situation that meant I would speak to a white student. No special effort. No different treatment, just speak if I'd speak to anyone else in the same conditions.

They seemed as uncomfortable as I now realize I certainly seemed to them. And they didn't speak to me like a white student would. They spoke like they spoke in their culture. One was named Jay and the other I can't remember after all these years.

Evidently, all three of us got used to each other and our culturally-determined quirks because they would soon come eat with me at the cafeteria. I took that as quite a compliment. I did the same to them. I came to enjoy their company.

Welllll...until one evening in the TV room.

Everyone who didn't bring a TV to school with them had to go to a cigarette-smoke-filled room in the basement of the dorm and sit in the dark as if in a movie theater. Back then the westerns were what we called cowboy-and-Indian shows. The plot went like this: The Indians are awful and evil and so they do something awfully evil, like capturing and torturing some white person or attacking innocent white folks trying to settle in "their" land.

Guess which genre of movie was showing the evening I was in the TV room when Jay and his friend came and sat with me?
Yepppp...that's right.

They sat next to their friend. Immediately they started quietly mocking the movie. When an Indian character spoke in broken English, they would laugh a sneering laugh and say something on the order of "All Indians talk like that, huh?" And when some of the Native characters were depicted singing some melody of only three notes, they'd moan along and say, "And all Indians sing like that, don't they?" And they chuckled when they asked, "Hey, where are all the Indians? All I see is white men with bad make-up." They particularly liked that one. It IS funny.

Before they even spoke a word, my own default-setting racism plunged in upon my consciousness like an ugly epiphany. How could I be so stupid? So blind? Such a jerk? Well, I was and suddenly I knew it. All this occurred to me the instant they sat next to me. When they started making their comments it only made it even more obvious.

I didn't apologize. It would sound all too empty. All I could do was agree with them and pray this stupid show would end. They were right. That was the last time I ever watched a cowboys-and-Indians show. Everrrrr.

STORY 2. WORSHIPPING WITH "THOSE PEOPLE".
Sometime ago, a good friend of mine told me of a popular Evangelical and Reformed leader and his bigotry. This trusted, intelligent leader blogs, lectures, writes, and is on youtube. Many "Christian" blogs have links to his site. I won't mention his name because, while I know it's a true story on the basis of the integrity of the man who reported it to me, I can't document it. His behavior was witnessed only by one person. Biblically, I have to leave it there.

Here's what happened: The popular leader--I'll call him "Bob"--showed up at a black church to meet a certain black Christian man--I'll call him "Stan". Stan has given up a lot for integrity and for Christ. He was well paid while employed in a large, popular ministry. When he discovered it was a dishonest ministry, Stan left it and moved to a much smaller ministry run in a godly way. When Bob showed up, he met Stan's wife. She is white and when Bob realized she was Stan's wife, he asked if she actually worshipped with "those people".
That's right--"THOSE PEOPLE".

Bob showed up at a black church pretending to meet a brother in Christ, all the while harboring thoughts of superiority, looking down his nose in his heart. Nice, Bob.

Now, why would a Christian wife not worship with her husband? In Bob's mind because her husband is black and worships with other black believers!!!!!

Are you kidding me?

STORY 3. PHIL JOHNSON, JOHN MACARTHUR, AND THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
Imagine a man who uses as an argument the fact that another man is from the inner city. That's right. Someone made a claim. Phil Johnson didn't like the claim and started his argument the way he often does, by belittling his opponent. All he had to do (in his mind) was mention that the one who made the claim is just an "inner city pastor" in that dismissive way we learned on the playground at grade school. "Don't listen to him. He's a boy." "Ignore her. She's not on the cheerleader squad." "Have you seen what he drives?" "He went to that other school." "Their family is from the other side of town." "He's from the ghetto."

I'd not think too much of this expression "inner city pastor", but for two things. It's part of an article that is heavy in insult and dishonesty and, with Phil Johnson, there's a pattern of using lots of subtle personal insults based on stereotypes and innuendo and even lying outright when dealing with someone he doesn't like. Check out the insults he issued in this post.

For instance, read here. Then read the Facebook thread and see Phil Johnson lie about folks who objected to Rick Warrren being invited to speak at a conference sponsored by John Piper. While many of us were upset that a heretic with post-modern leanings was invited, he implied that we were simply bigots. He claimed we disrespected Piper just because we "dislike" Warren. There is simply no other word. Lied. And if you read his appeal it's all based on the fact that we are the little people and Piper is of a higher rank. More on that particular bigotry thread later.

I would remind Johnson that, even if Piper was a prophet or apostle, he would be subject to the judgment of the congregation and it would be the obligation of the assembly to make that judgment. Deuteronomy 18:15-20 and Galatians 1:8-9.

Read Phil Johnson's "rant" (Johnsonesque, don't you think?) against John Coleman. I'm not going to defend either side here. There are problems on both sides and it's really off topic. If one assumes or concedes that both John Coleman and Bob Johnson are totally wrong, Phil lied about Coleman more than once. There isn't an exception to the ninth commandment if the subject is a jerk, a liar, or simply wrong. Don't lie. Everything said about John was aimed at belittling him, regardless of the facts. Phil called him "worthless" and a "gadfly". Here's a list of Phil's lies (only partial for brevity):

1. Claim: John E. Coleman is an inner city pastor.
Fact: John also teaches at a local college teaching philosophy classes, including logic, and has a higher education than Phil Johnson. This information is on Coleman's website, so Johnson knew better.
Conclusion: Johnson wanted us to think of Coleman as an uneducated, poor fellow that is likely not nearly as smart as he and he was willing to at least shade the truth to make the point.

2. Claim: John E. Coleman is "obsessed" with MacArthur.
Fact: While this dust up is ongoing, both Phil and John have devoted time and space to it. Look here to see John's site. Very little of it is devoted to MacArthur.
Conclusion: Johnson was demeaning a brother to gain points in an argument, which is odd, since Johnson is the first to scream "Ad hominem! Ad hominem! Ad hominem!" if there is a wiff of someone arguing on the basis of prejudice against him. When Johnson makes his case, it's fine. When Coleman makes his, it's "obsessed", just like "harsh". Phil makes his case and that's fine. Make your case and you're "harsh" and your case isn't a case. It's a "rant" or a "screed". No matter what he says or how "harsh" he or anyone on his side may be, the made-to-order rules only apply to you. They don't apply to him.

Cuz Johnson sez so, you know.

Which reminds me of the sort of rules others used to make up. Jesus mentioned it. "Woe to you lawyers as well! For you weigh men down with burdens hard to bear, while you yourselves will not even touch the burdens with one of your fingers."

3. Claim: MacArthur never falls into pragmatism, the practice of shaping ministry activities or teachings based on likely numerical success.
Fact: MacArthur is known to use powerful "Christian" publishers, television networks, and radio stations who also push Word of Faith and Emergent heresies and Phil Johnson often cites numerical success or failure to prove who is right and wrong, criticizing folks he doesn't like as those who "stand alone", working the same logic of pragmatism backwards.
Conclusion: Johnson is dishonest.

Perhaps all this is a matter of the culture in John MacArthur's organization. The Scripture says the student will become like his teacher. John Macarthur claims to be a Christian from an early age, yet he attended a "Christian" school with overtly racist policies. He attended Bob Jones University for two years as a young Christian man. It's a school that forbade interracial dating, whatever that is. Recently MacArthur let something slip. Check out this video clip. If you start listening at 4 minutes, you'll hear John MacArthur say, "Now there are some problems with The Shack that are obvious. God is not an obese African-American woman. (Waits for the crowd to laugh, but doesn't get it) That would be one problem to consider in the book." Then he waits for the second time for the crowd to laugh and...

...the crowd laughs.

I was flabbergasted. It was a laugh line and he delivered it like a laugh line, complete with a pause for laughter and a prodder line to cue the audience that it was time to laugh. It wasn't off-the-cuff and silly. MacArthur thought it through, planned it in advance, knew EXACTLY what he was saying, and said it anyway. Obviously, there are some folks who don't matter. I don't have to explain why this was considered "funny". He was mocking a whole class of people for their appearance because he doesn't care about them. They have little place in his world. If they get upset, their opinion doesn't affect his bottom line. This brings up one very cogent question:

Hey, John, which is funniest, the "African American" part, the "obese" part, or the "woman" part?

I think MacArthur should have to answer that question in front of a congregation of African American believers with their wives, sisters, aunts, mothers, and grandmothers present, the slender ones and the ones to whom MacArthur turns up his very-nicely-powdered-for-the-cameras nose.

Then he should have to stand at the exit, shaking their hands, asking their opinion of aging white fellows with receding hairlines and a train load full of conceit.

And here's another question: How do you expect any non-white person to feel welcome at any institution where the head makes this sort of crack? Does MacArthur care? Does he care enough to pretend he cares? His school, like most, is financially inaccessable to many folks who aren't surburban. But that seems to be okay. Why? * John's god, it seems, calls primarily men of a certain class.

If you think, I'm wrong about MacArthur harboring bigotry, consider this contrast. In the case of The Shack it's laughable, in his mind, to compare God to a black woman who's overweight, but he has nothing to say about Phil Johnson's identical sin. Johnson has used DaVinci's Creation of Adam on the web, in which God is depicted as an old man reaching out to touch the finger of a naked Adam. Both are equally idolatrous, but God as a black woman is funny, while God as an elderly, strangely muscular, white man with a beard isn't.

Why?

Prejudice so thick its owner can't see through it comes to mind. And then, there's the partiality theory. One idolater is mocked and another's hired to be a right hand man. Is it okay for God to be depicted as a bearded white male, but not as a black woman who may not be up to MacArthur's standard for sex appeal?

It doesn't really matter. If MacArthur gives Johnson a pass because of overt classism or because his buddies get to sin sins the rest of us don't, it's still bigotry, it's still hypocrisy, and it's still sin. And it seems so natural for them both. They don't seem ashamed. It doesn't even occur to them. Perhaps they need a moment like I had when Jay sat next to me in the TV room. On the other hand, Johnson has been confronted about the way he treats people many times. Willing to lie at the drop of a hat, especially if it deflects an effective argument, he obfuscates, shades, and prevaricates about it.

Getting back to the Facebook episode referenced above, he was confronted here. If you read the article and the Facebook thread, you'll catch Johnson making fun of a man for his appearance, the thin-skinned bully making fun of the weakest kid on the playground. (Like teacher, like student?) When confronted with his sin, he lied, saying he did it to show the physical effects of leading a life of "dissipation". And he's sure to include that the man was a criminal. So it's okay because he's mocking a sinner? Who does he think he is in God's eyes?--Oh, yeah, he's Phil Johnson. Stupid me, I forgot.

Paula Coyle (for whom I owe a lot of source material for this article) made plain Johnson's hypocrisy. She said this:

Phil rebuked me and Ingrid and Gayle here,
but everyone who is laughing at this man's appearance
... well nope, nothing to be said to them. Sure I have a
chip on my shoulder, I have a problem with ministers of
God acting like teenage boys.
(Actually, Paula, most teenage boys I know have more class than this and who's to say Johnson, in light of the fruit of his life, belongs to God at all?)

And Phil's lies are evident in the reaction of the Johnsonettes and his reaction to them. While he was lying on the fly, creating a contorted mess of illogic that this whole thing somehow wasn't juvenile meanness, his fans continued making "funny" cracks about the victim. And Johnson said nothing to stop the mocking. So, it WAS fine with him to mock the same sort of people real Christians go into prisons to evangelize. The folks for whom the God Johnson claims to serve died.

Phil, it seems, is MUCH too good for that sort of folk and, if he brushed up against one......wellll, they may soil the floral print on his Hawaiian shirt.

Jesus, not being as enlighteded as Johnson, related to criminals differently. First of all, He was more at peace in their company than in the company of upper-crust religionists. As a result, He was hated by the Phil-Johnson types because He loved them, He taught them, and He forgave them. He didn't sneer at them. He didn't make fun of their appearance like He was eight. He didn't hate them, trying to appear bigger and better Himself by making them seem small. Liars, robbers, whores, swindlers, thieves on crosses, and even overly pompous, self-important religionists like....

Johnson condemns himself when he tries to straighten Paula out. Read this arrogant "rant" (Giving a quack a dose of his own prescription is FUN!!! or maybe I should have said "screed".) from the thread:

Scripture commands us to show
"respect to whom respect is owed, honor to whom honor
is owed" (Romans 13:7). If you can be overtly
disrespectful to someone of John Piper's stature because
you dislike his choice of conference speakers, but then
protest that it's inappropriate and cruel to post the
mug-shot of a would-be murderer who has devoted his
entire life to dissipation, I'd say your values are a little
bit skewed.


So Paula, since she's one of the little people and not a person of "stature", is wrong for loving a criminal and disrespecting a lying religious leader?

Sounds rather Christ-like to me. Hummm.....Jesus' values are "skewed", but Phil the Bigot is just fine? Is Johnson this stupid, this blinded by prejudice, or simply lying again?

I may not be able to sleep tonight wondering.....

Scripturally, Johnson and Piper aren't due any more respect than Jesus gave such folks.

This sort of bigotry seems natural to these fellows, especially Johnson. For instance, where have we read insults like "figntin' fundie" or "plowboy"? Of course, in Phil's suburban California world, other folks don't quite measure up, no matter their beliefs or their standing in Christ. Plowboys are rural (and, therefore, much less intelligent, sophisticated, and righteous than Johnson, cuz he sez so) and fightin fundies aren't hip. The prophets were almost all rural. The father of our faith was rural. And A. W. Tozer called himself a Fundamentalist as do many Reformed believers in Ireland and Scotland today. The first Fundamentalists were Presbyterians who stood up against the theological liberalism coming into American churches and schools in the late 1800's and early 1900's. Originally, they were fine people who upheld the "fundamental" doctrines of Scripture, like the resurrection and the virgin birth. They came to be hated. The "New Evangelism" movement was folks, like Carl Henry (Christianity Today), Charles Fuller (Fuller Theological Seminary), and Harold Ockenga who wanted to get rid of the stigma of "narrow-mindedness". They didn't want to be hated for Christ's sake. They didn't want scars like the Christ they pretended to love and obey. Their tack was to pretend to fundamentalist doctrine, but fellowship with liberals, attend their schools, and establish similar schools. Soon, they, like Johnson, actually joined in the chorus of hate, calling anyone of an odd religious bent (such as King James Only folks) "Fundamentalists", smearing that sort of thing on the original faithful saints fighting for the faith. (See footnote.)**

Why is it okay to disparage these people? Is Johnson wiser and better than Tozer?

I don't think so.

I've watched for some time now as more and more people are catching on to exactly what sort of fellow Johnson is. Some are non-plused by the juxtaposition of MacArthur's reputation and Johnson's unbecoming behavior.

It's easy to answer this puzzle for yourself by crystalizing it into two questions: 1. Having had Johnson at his side since 1981, if a wise spiritual leader can't get a line on his disciple in almost thirty years, how long will it take? 2. In the words of Paul, what partnership has righteousness and lawlessness? Two can't walk together if they don't agree. So....what is it these two have in common?

Lastly, while much (actually most) of what was said by Bob Johnson is a series of logical stretches to make a predetermined point, there is room to criticize MacArthur's organization and the personell in it and Phil Johnson lied about John Coleman and he did his best to discredit him based upon pure prejudice. Christians are NEVER to do such things.

Is no one in MacArthur's organization aware? Do they care?

Let me end up by reminding Phil Johnson and all other religious leaders claiming lofty stature for themselves and their buddies of something a Man said a long time ago.

The scribes and the Pharisees have seated themselves in the chair of Moses; therefore all that they tell you, do and observe, but do not do according to their deeds; for they say things, and do not do them. And they tie up heavy loads, and lay them on men's shoulders; but they themselves are unwilling to move them with so much as a finger. But they do all their deeds to be noticed by men; for they broaden their phylacteries, and lengthen the tassels of their garments. And they love the place of honor at banquets, and the chief seats in the synagogues, and respectful greetings in the market places, and being called by men, Rabbi. But do not be called Rabbi; for One is your Teacher, and you are all brothers. And do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven. And do not be called leaders; for One is your Leader, that is, Christ. But the greatest among you shall be your servant. And whoever exalts himself shall be humbled; and whoever humbles himself shall be exalted.

--Jesus Christ, shortly before He was murdered by men of great stature.

Phil Perkins.

*There is an answer to this problem. Look for it in my upcoming series Burn the Seminary, Save the Church. It's simply a return to training within the local church and that's why I teach the biblical languages over the internet.

**This is highly over-simplified, but more of this history will be explained in the last installments of the series on The Lost Doctrine of Holiness or you may wish to read Roland McCune's Promise Unfulfilled, The Failed Strategy of Modern Evangelicalism.