Al Tosap Al Davaraiv

A blog to refute Modern Evangelicalism for lies like these: 1. Get saved by praying a prayer when YOU want. 2. Doctrine is bad. 3. Jesus is nice. 4. Disagreeing is bad, wimping out is good. 5. God hates no one. 6. Nice equals true. 7. Anger at sin is sin and we hate it. 8. Don't say "hell", if not cussing. 9. Live in sin and be saved. 10. God wants me happy. 11. Be positive. 12. God is "love". 13. If people like me, I'm right. 14. Don't study; have "devotions". 15. Don't judge.

IF YOUR GOD IS SO LOVING NOBODY GETS HURT, NO MATTER WHAT THEY'VE DONE.........

............SHE'S NOT HERE.

ROOLZ O' DA BLOG--Ya break 'em, ya git shot.

1. No cowards. State your first and last name. "Anonymous" aint your name.
2. No wimps.
3. No cussin'.
4. State no argument without reference to a biblical passage or passages and show a strong logical connection between your statement and the passages you cite.
5. Insults, sarcasm, name-calling, irony, derision, and humor at the expense of others aren't allowed unless they are biblical or logical, in which case they are WILDLY ENCOURAGED.
6. No aphronism.
7. Fear God, not man.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Hey Eddie, You Were Almost Right

Eddie recently commented about a gay-friendly--oh let's tell the truth here--a sodomite bible. (Sorry, I won't capitalize such an abomination--it's not a Bible.) Well, he was wrong. But not all that wrong. Eddie, exercising Berean diligence, had uncovered an article at Lark News outing a new abomination from Zondervan, called the gNIV. It was satire.

Interesting though, it was almost believable. One could imagine this happening. And you would guess Zondervan would be the publisher to do it.

WELL, EDDIE--I now owe you two apologies. First, I misspelled your name at Pulpit Magazine. And now you weren't wrong. Just early.

Read this article about the new bible that is just really, really, really nice to sodomites!

Shocked, but not surprised,
Phil Perkins. Well, okay...I was surprised...that Zondervan didn't do it.

5 comments:

Eddie said...: Phil,
Well, you don't have to apologize for either, I mispell lots on here as well...so no need.

I was VEY supprised to read the same article...but sad at the same time.
Eddie; 5:05 PM
Phil Perkins said...: Well, it seems to be a backwater fellow. He isn't about to go mainstream Evangelical. So we are okay for now, but as things degenerate, we can just about be sure these things will come.

Sometimes I feel like Lot in Sodom in the Evangelical church.

How are you?

In Christ,
Phil Perkins.; 10:11 PM
Eddie said...: I'm doing ok, I'm about to dissolve the church I was pastoring due to lack of workers and other things. This sunday will be our last so your prayers would be appreciated.
Eddie

P.S. The legal aspect is what's bothering me, making sure I have all the i's dotted and t's crossed..I'll just be glad when that part is all over.; 4:24 AM
Phil Perkins said...: Oh, Eddie,
My heart goes out to you. If you need someone to talk to, I'd consider it a priviledge to listen. 406-672-7450.

I WILL pray. Your have a good heart and God knows that.

In Christ,
Phil.; 7:13 AM
Eddie said...: Thanks Phil, I may take you up on that sometime. My wife is being a great help and I have some pastor friends that I talk to as well.

By the way I listened to a sermon yesterday by David Wilkerson called "A Call to Anguish", it's on sermon index..if ya get a chance to listen to it let me know what you think.
Eddie; 5:04 AM

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i KNEW it...i KNEW it...i KNEW it...
I recently met a couple pastors who confirmed a long held suspicion. Knowing the low level of biblical knowledge among the men currently infesting most pulpits, I've spent the last decade unable to come up with any explanation for this sad phenomenon other than these guys are stealing from the folks. They aren't spending any time at all studying the Scripture. Taking the salary, but not doing the work. Stealing.

I'll name them, allow them to answer if they wish, and give you a complete rundown of the shocking facts.

You'll be appalled at what these two FOUR STAR GENERALS OF THE ILLITERATI seem to actually do with their time.

COMIN' ATCHA....

...SOON .......DUCK!

BURN THE SEMINARY TO SAVE THE CHURCH? ...PERHAPS
In today's church a man can spend $100,000 going to Bible school and seminary for just tuition alone. Then add living expenses for 4 to 7 years without a real income.

Why?

Why are we sending young men and women thousands of miles from their home churches and into decades of debt?

Is someone serving themselves instead of God? How much did Paul charge Timothy to train him for the ministry? Why has the biblical model been replaced by a super-expensive, non-biblical bucket of nonsense like the Bible-school-and-seminary system. Is there another way to get biblical training without this sort of compromise?

I think so. And I'll prove it. A series called "Burn the Seminary" will follow the current series on The Lost Doctrine of Holiness.

Al Tosap Al Davaraiv

Monday, February 19, 2007

Hey Eddie, You Were Almost Right

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